Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: January 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of January. The Zodiac race was a thrilling success, and the winter is still freezing. Wherever you are, your phone will give a blaring alert sound, indicating a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Crito, Flat, Jusis, Ann, Minwu, and Diluc have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Dolores, Xingqiu, Roxas, Chongyun, and Alphinaud has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Because you all reacted so positively to my post last month, my bosses has assigned me to write these mid-month updates from now on. Which means I have extra work now. So thanks for that.

Congratulations on everyone who completed the Zodiac race. Hope you enjoyed yourselves somehow or learned something. If any of you took a peach but decide you don't want it, Zodiac will take it off your hands for a payment that's higher than my salary. Which is depressing me just thinking about it, so let's move on.

We're aware that Jusis Albarea from the Black Order has joined the app. It was part of the deal we made with them to help deal with Professor Willow. There will probably be more of them in the future. The Order has insisted they are only here to monitor and assist in what's going on. Zodiac is not liable if any of you manage to do something that makes them decide to take you out, so try to play nice.

Anyway, my shift's over so that's it. Seeya.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]

Comments

UN: ecraig | text

[fiddlestick]

C'mon, Jusis wouldn't murder anyone!

[....Probably.]

UN: jalbarea

[noblerise]

It's too much paperwork.

[He's kidding. ...Or is he?]

[fiddlestick]

I'm going to assume that's a joke and that the Black Order doesn't have forms to fill out for murder.

[noblerise]

I can neither confirm nor deny.

[JUSIS....]

[fiddlestick]

... Greaaaaat.

[That's not worrying!!]

un: paintedfox

[stripartist]

Oh? You know him?

[fiddlestick]

Ah, you could say that! Our past selves knew each other, anyway.

[stripartist]

I see. So he's a good person, then. Wonderful!

[fiddlestick]

Yes, he is! His demeanor can seme a bit icy, but he's a good man.

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

you would be amazed by the kind of shit 'shady church organizations' get up to.

that said he doesn't seem that bad

[fiddlestick]

Oh, I'm sure. Churches make me uneasy as a general rule, so I can't really speak for the rest of the Black Order.

But I can vouch for Jusis! You can trust him.

[fionnuisce]

Oh, likewise.

[then why are you dating a priest]

I can't very well argue with that.

[fiddlestick]

[Because Waver loves bad ideas]

I think you two would get along well! You both got plenty of firsthand exhaustion from dealing with rich people.

un: c-z; text

[bolledivita]

he seemed perfectly reasonable to me

[fiddlestick]

[Thank goodness someone gets it]

Oh, he is! He can seem a little icy, but I promise he's a good guy.

[bolledivita]

i believe you. he and i actually hit it off pretty well, all things considered

is he a friend of yours, then?

[fiddlestick]

Really? That's great to hear![HE'S THRILLED because that sure is not something hears regularly......]

Yep. In our past lives, we were classmates and close friends.

un: fern; text

[laminae]

why not though
i mean sometimes it's a good solution to a problem

[Most problems, in fact.]

[fiddlestick]

[SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE]

Because it's a crime in this world, Fern.
Murder is very much a crime.

[laminae]

[RIP Elliot.]

it was a crime back home sometimes i think
people here need to chill, sheesh
sometimes you just gotta stab a dude!

[fiddlestick]

Stabbing someone should REALLY be an absolute last resort!

But it'd be much better if you try to TALK things out if you have a problem.

private

[stripartist]

Is Fern always like that?

[onebadapple]

I'm sure your friend is very kind, Mr. Craig.

[fiddlestick]

[SNOW GETS IT]

He is. He may come across as a little cold, but I assure you he's really kind underneath.

[onebadapple]

Well of course he must be, he's your friend, Mr. Craig.