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[noblerise]

WHO: Jusis and all o' y'all!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: January 8th
WHAT: Someone new has arrived on the Libra app, but this time by, uh, some definition of choice.
WARNINGS: None so far, but headers will have them if needed!

[There's a new face gracing Libra's network. He's wearing a nice, green suit and a solid, darker green tie. Jusis is a man who looks professional and rather severe, especially with his resting bitch face. When he speaks, there's a subtle German accent that can be heard if you're looking for it.]

My name is Jusis Albarea, Esquire, a prosecuting attorney attached to Kaisou's police force. Though I'm new to the Libra app, I'm afraid that Kaisou has gained a certain... reputation lately.

[His face doesn't really betray any emotion as he says that.]

In the spirit of cooperation, and because I see more downsides to keeping it a secret than being open about it, I'll tell you this: I'm a member of The Black Order. I'm here to investigate what has been happening in Kaisou.

[Jusis sighs in what sounds a little like tiredness.]

Whether you help me or not is entirely up to you. I'm not going to force it. That being said, if anything dangerous comes up, you can count on my skills to help protect Kaisou and its people.

Comments

un: flathia ; text

[escardos]

so cool! i love secret societies!

can i have you on my stream?! i have so many questions and i'm sure my followers would love to do a q&a with you.

[noblerise]

[oh dear sweet merciful god

He's going to regret this. He's going to. He already knows it just by looking at this text.

However. Jusis is a bit of a masochist.]

While I'm not opposed to coming on a stream, any questions about The Black Order or specifics of my family's business at Kreuzen Corporation are off the table. Those are my conditions.

[escardos]

if i wanted a random person to guest appear in my stream for no reason i’d ask crito. at least they have trains.

why wouldn’t i ask the guy from the black order about stuff in the black order? you can’t even give me the wifi pw you guys use? (´ｰ｀)

[noblerise]

Because it's more than my job that I'd lose by talking about them to a public audience. I especially can't give you the wi-fi password. Even I'm not afforded that privileged knowledge.

[He almost puts, "Because I might have to kill you" as a dark joke, but decides not to press his luck today.]

[escardos]

oh i get it… you’re like their intern. no wonder you made yourself look extra important, but it’s okay if that’s not the case.

do you have to get them coffee often?

[noblerise]

I wish it was an internship. At least then it'd be far less threatening.

No. I make it a point to stay out of HQ. Even then, I'd make them suffer by getting my own coffee instead.

[escardos]

is your life being threatened? are they keeping you hostage? could this have a coded message begging for help?

but wow, you can do wfh in secret societies? do they have good benefits?

[noblerise]

You have quite the imagination. It's not a plea for help, but I will admit that the circumstances for my recruitment were less than ideal. That's all I'll say on the matter.

I'm afraid that's a Black Order secret. The benefits are good enough if you're willing to sell your soul to a shadow organization with a religious affiliation.

[escardos]

so you were given an offer you couldn't refuse and are now forced to work for the off brand illuminati? that's a shame!

so if you're so miserable there, why investigate? there's lots of ways to cheat work.

[noblerise]

You make it sound like we're a supernatural mafia.

[Which. Well. Technically not far off, he guesses???]

That's classified information, I'm sorry to say.

[escardos]

and you're not denying it. ♪(´▽｀)

well, that's why i'm asking! it's no fun to have things classified. oh, let me guess, does it have to do with the weird incidents? and here i thought you guys would be the ones behind it. oh but an intern like you probably doesn't have clearance for that either right? so you're just doing stuff cuz they told you to and don't know why (。・・)ノ

[noblerise]

[It's too early in the day to commit a murder. At least, that's what Jusis is telling himself.]

We're not behind the incidents, no. Though I understand that means little in words.

If you're hoping to annoy me into giving you something to chew on, you'll have to try much harder.

[escardos]

you're not behind the incidents as far as you know. that's the fun part about secret organizations! the rabbit holes can go on forever.

but lol, i'm not trying to get you to say anything. i just thought it would be fair, y'know? we let you investigate us, and you tell us why. but again, i'm not really surprised they'd send someone that doesn't know that much either. it's kind of like when the big boss sends their grunts to do the dirty work y'know? 🤔

[noblerise]

I get the sense that you have an entire warren in your own head.

What I do know and what I don't know are irrelevant when either way it's classified. Which is why I'm not trading Order information, but my assistance when and where it is required.

[escardos]

a warren of rabbits would be cute to have, but that'd be troublesome to keep. my studio isn't large enough. i already have a ghost living there anyways.

but sure thing! try not to get a headache from investigating so much ヾ(•ω•`)o lmk if you change your mind!