[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[gwaynestanding]

[...Oh. Oh, dear.]

Ah, well, if you think Thaliak will be a [heh] tall glass of water, wait until you meet Nald'thal or Azeyma. Though, Rhalgr is quite the silver fox Himself, I must confess....

[Yes. Yes, Gwayne is implying that he's seen at least some of the Twelve, now.]

[thaumewturge]

Oh, Twelve help me, you too? What's Nald'thal like, Scintilla mentioned him as well.

[She's assuming Azeyma is gorgeous because obviously.]

[gwaynestanding]

I almost wanted to thank Him for judging my soul. To be honest, 'tis hard to truly describe the Traders. Worth the wait, though!

[thaumewturge]

Are you telling me that Nald'thal, or Nald and Thal, whichever the case may be, is attractive?

[Gwayne. Gwayne she's a black mage. She studied with a giant statue of Thal standing over her.]

[gwaynestanding]

[Tough cookies, sister.]

I shall neither confirm nor deny, but... yes. Depending on your taste. They're both to my taste, admittedly.

[thaumewturge]

Twelve.

[Said in an "I'm doomed" tone of voice.]

I'm not surprised about Rhalgr, honestly, but the Traders. Truly?

[gwaynestanding]

Truly. The Builder's handsome, too, but in a cute way. If that makes sense.

[thaumewturge]

Handsome but also terribly soft and gentle and you just want to hug him?

[gwaynestanding]

He's like a teddy bear with muscles that could very much break your body if He's not careful, yes!