[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[fionnuisce]

oh, sure

but my first crush was technically a demigod so i might not be the best metric for common sense on this one

[fiddlestick]

Holy crap.

[Elliot IMMEDIATELY perks because holy shit gossip!! GOSSIP!!]

What happened there?

[fionnuisce]

long story. very, very long. lot of shit about magical rituals and contracts, a lot of really stupid decisions, and a dumb teenager contracted to an ancient celtic knight.

never actually ASKED if he was a demigod and the stories aren't all that clear, but the distinction doesn't matter much.

[fiddlestick]

Oh, okay. Well if it's a long story I won't make you retell all of it but:

Did you kiss?

[fionnuisce]

no, because i was nineteen and possessed of a severe inferiority complex

hell, i didn't even admit to anything

[fiddlestick]

Awwwwww. I mean, I get it. I had trouble with that stuff too when I was a teen. But....

Well, chin up! Maybe someday you'll get another chance to hook up with a demigod!

[fionnuisce]

highly, HIGHLY unlikely, but if hell freezes over and diarmuid ua duibhne of all people trips through a spirit gate i'll be sure to keep that in mind.

[fiddlestick]

Hey, you never know! If my boyfriend and I can find each other in two different lifetimes, there's totally a chance!

And if- [A pause because how the FRICK do you say that name he's too high for this] - if Diamond doesn't show up, there's other demigods out there! Probably!

voice;

[fionnuisce]

'Diarmuid'. [he's aware it doesn't sound anything like it's written so you know, courtesy]

And it's not like I'd fuck any wayward demigod. I have some standards, Elliot.

Re: voice;

[fiddlestick]

Diarmuid! Right! [still kinda off but irish is hard ok]

Hey I'm not saying it has to be a one night stand! You gotta go with the speed you're comfortable with! Take them to dinner, maybe catch a concert!

I'm just saying even if you missed your chance once, there's always more out there!

[fionnuisce]

...Still have more standards than that. And I think I'm dating someone.

[fiddlestick]

[ A GASP! ]

YOU ARE?!?

[fionnuisce]

Ow, fuck, my ear--

[fiddlestick]

O-Oh! Sorry! I got a little excited there-

[TEA. TEA IS HERE TO BE SPILLED]

But that's great! How long? Are you two serious?

[fionnuisce]

N...not very long, and I'm not sure? It's a little...complicated, I guess.

[fiddlestick]

Ohhhhhh, it's one of those. [STAGE WHISPER THAT ISN"T ACTUALLY QUIETER FLKJSDKJD] I get it, don't worry! Say no more!

[He clears his throat]

Well, whatever the situation is, I'm rooting for you!