[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[stripartist]

Let's

[fionnuisce]

then yeah, if it happened to come up in conversation

not gilgamesh, though

he's a jackass

[stripartist]

Gilgamesh...I don't know that one.

[fionnuisce]

good, he's a prat.

[stripartist]

What is he from?

[fionnuisce]

the epic of gilgamesh. the oldest recorded legend in human history, at least where i come from.

[stripartist]

Oh that. I think I've heard of it but that's all I know of it. How do you know Gilgamesh is a prat?

[fionnuisce]

met him once. long story.

[WAVER DO NOT JUST SAY THINGS]

some legends don't quite live up to reputation, and some do. so it's really more a matter of 'is there a divinity you'd find tolerable'

the answer, as they say, may surprise you

[stripartist]

[Look Yusuke ain't asking.]

I would assume there's one for everyone, except the extremely asexual.

[fionnuisce]

sure, more than likely

then it just comes down to 'the path of least horrific consequences', circling back to 'do not under any circumstances fuck any of the greek pantheon'