video \\ un: noxxed

[sassery]

WHO: August, Nox, and the network
WHERE: August's backyard
WHEN: After the wonderful hideous and amazing regret that is the IC Smash or Pass
WHAT: These two idiots have a statement to make.
WARNINGS: n/a other than potential "why are you like this.jpg"

[There is a sound of flapping as the camera…is about eight or nine feet above the ground?]

Caw!

Yeah, that's fine. You can turn it around now, Julian.

[The camera is turned around, showing August and Nox.

Or. Well. You'd only know it's August and Nox if you know what their demon forms look like. August's is a seven foot tall bird-like creature, with white feathers in a crown around his head, wings, and clawed feet- while Nox towers over him by another foot easily, completely in red and teal, with extremely long white bishounen hair and vibrant blue see-through wings.]

You're too fucking tall.

[That just gets a grin from Nox, who puts his elbow on August’s head, raising the other arm in a shrug. Both of their voices are dual-toned, something that comes with a demonic form.] Can’t blame me for the family genes, August.

Yes I can. [As he tries to elbow Nox in the gut.]

Wh- HEY! [RUDE, WOW, he takes that jab and drops his elbow in a jest of actually being hurt there. He’s fine.]

Caw!

Yeah, yeah. [He looks to Nox and then gestures to the camera.] You ask, because I won't.

What, seriously? Cold feet all of the sudden? [That grin is entirely too shitposter to be anything else.]

This was your idea, Miller. Some of us know how this is going to go.

[That gets a scoff and an eyeroll, but Nox doesn’t ask a question. He just talks instead.] So yeah, this guy here had a post ages ago asking the same question, and apparently he’s too chicken to do it now. [A shrug!]

That's demon-ist. Just because I'm a bird.

Oh my god, August, that’s not even a fucking word!! [Still, Nox is laughing at this entire thing.] Basically, people called him a furry ages ago. So the question now is… what does that make me?

Before anyone starts: I am a cryptid and anyone who wants to fuck me is a cryptidfucker. Not a goddamn furry.

You think anyone’s gonna care about the actual name??? Anyway.

[A Look because he's not going to say "yeah actually my boyfriend" but. Yeah actually, his boyfriend.] I'm just saying, do you see any fur on me? No? Okay then, you fuckin' scalie.

Please, there are a lot more scaliefuckers than there are cryptidfuckers, you’ll get to keep your sanity and your pride, Big Bird.

Dude. Tell me you're not online without telling me you're not online. It's fifty-fifty. Trust me.

[At that, Nox rolls his yellow eyes and holds back a laugh.] Sure, Jan. Point is, I’m a scalie, he’s a cryptid, we’re part-demon, and you’re more than welcome to keep calling August a furry.

Like hell they are!

[This will keep up as Julian just. Manages to turn the phone off before flying down.]

Comments

[whiteshroud]

That's just how August is sometimes. He gets worked up like this sometimes.

[He says as he keeps calling August a furry on purpose]

[cardinalrule]

THIS SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE WAY TO SPEND HIS TIME.

[whiteshroud]

Haha, I know. I don't get it, but I think he either enjoys complaining or the attention it gives him.

Are you free Halloween?

[cardinalrule]

EITHER OF THOSE SEEM LIKELY.

YES,, WHY?

[whiteshroud]

August and I are gonna watch scary movies at my place. Want to come?

[cardinalrule]

[Wh.... at.]

yOU TWO WANT TO WATCH SCARY MOVIES WITH ME?

[Is this what the teens today call "hanging out"????]

i WAS GOING TO GET SOME EXTRA CREDIT HOMEWORK DONE FOR MATH CLASS.

[whiteshroud]

[it sure is!]

Yeah, we do! It's a good way to celebrate Halloween.

[And wow Hunter you nerd]

Bring the math homework. You can work on it when August gets too scared to watch anything else.

[Is he serious or is he just saying that to be a brat. WHO CAN SAY]

[drewthetower]

you get jumpscared ONE TIME

[whiteshroud]

It's okay, August! Everyone has different tolerances for scary stuff.

Look, this year I even picked out a not scary movie we can switch to, just in case.
(o゜▽゜)o☆

[He drops a link]

[drewthetower]

okay I know you're being a little shit

but I fucking loved that old ass movie as a kid

YOUR TROLLING FAILS TODAY

[whiteshroud]

Oh did you? Drat, I've never seen it.

[Jun lived a truly deprived childhood]

[drewthetower]

yeah to the surprise of no one

bird guy fucking loved Big Bird as a kid

[whiteshroud]

So he's a role model to you?

That explains a lot.

[cardinalrule]

i SEE.

[That piques his interest.

And he's taking that one hundred percent seriously, of course.]

oKAY, IF NEITHER OF YOU MIND I WILL.

[whiteshroud]

We don't mind! I'd be happy if you came.

[Because friendship!!]

Bring whatever you need to stay the night. We'll make sure you make it to school the next day.