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WHO: August, Nox, and the network
WHERE: August's backyard
WHEN: After the wonderful hideous and amazing regret that is the IC Smash or Pass
WHAT: These two idiots have a statement to make.
WARNINGS: n/a other than potential "why are you like this.jpg"
[There is a sound of flapping as the camera…is about eight or nine feet above the ground?]
Caw!
Yeah, that's fine. You can turn it around now, Julian.
[The camera is turned around, showing August and Nox.
Or. Well. You'd only know it's August and Nox if you know what their demon forms look like. August's is a seven foot tall bird-like creature, with white feathers in a crown around his head, wings, and clawed feet- while Nox towers over him by another foot easily, completely in red and teal, with extremely long white bishounen hair and vibrant blue see-through wings.]
You're too fucking tall.
[That just gets a grin from Nox, who puts his elbow on August’s head, raising the other arm in a shrug. Both of their voices are dual-toned, something that comes with a demonic form.] Can’t blame me for the family genes, August.
Yes I can. [As he tries to elbow Nox in the gut.]
Wh- HEY! [RUDE, WOW, he takes that jab and drops his elbow in a jest of actually being hurt there. He’s fine.]
Caw!
Yeah, yeah. [He looks to Nox and then gestures to the camera.] You ask, because I won't.
What, seriously? Cold feet all of the sudden? [That grin is entirely too shitposter to be anything else.]
This was your idea, Miller. Some of us know how this is going to go.
[That gets a scoff and an eyeroll, but Nox doesn’t ask a question. He just talks instead.] So yeah, this guy here had a post ages ago asking the same question, and apparently he’s too chicken to do it now. [A shrug!]
That's demon-ist. Just because I'm a bird.
Oh my god, August, that’s not even a fucking word!! [Still, Nox is laughing at this entire thing.] Basically, people called him a furry ages ago. So the question now is… what does that make me?
Before anyone starts: I am a cryptid and anyone who wants to fuck me is a cryptidfucker. Not a goddamn furry.
You think anyone’s gonna care about the actual name??? Anyway.
[A Look because he's not going to say "yeah actually my boyfriend" but. Yeah actually, his boyfriend.] I'm just saying, do you see any fur on me? No? Okay then, you fuckin' scalie.
Please, there are a lot more scaliefuckers than there are cryptidfuckers, you’ll get to keep your sanity and your pride, Big Bird.
Dude. Tell me you're not online without telling me you're not online. It's fifty-fifty. Trust me.
[At that, Nox rolls his yellow eyes and holds back a laugh.] Sure, Jan. Point is, I’m a scalie, he’s a cryptid, we’re part-demon, and you’re more than welcome to keep calling August a furry.
Like hell they are!
[This will keep up as Julian just. Manages to turn the phone off before flying down.]
WHERE: August's backyard
WHEN: After the wonderful hideous and amazing regret that is the IC Smash or Pass
WHAT: These two idiots have a statement to make.
WARNINGS: n/a other than potential "why are you like this.jpg"
[There is a sound of flapping as the camera…is about eight or nine feet above the ground?]
Caw!
Yeah, that's fine. You can turn it around now, Julian.
[The camera is turned around, showing August and Nox.
Or. Well. You'd only know it's August and Nox if you know what their demon forms look like. August's is a seven foot tall bird-like creature, with white feathers in a crown around his head, wings, and clawed feet- while Nox towers over him by another foot easily, completely in red and teal, with extremely long white bishounen hair and vibrant blue see-through wings.]
You're too fucking tall.
[That just gets a grin from Nox, who puts his elbow on August’s head, raising the other arm in a shrug. Both of their voices are dual-toned, something that comes with a demonic form.] Can’t blame me for the family genes, August.
Yes I can. [As he tries to elbow Nox in the gut.]
Wh- HEY! [RUDE, WOW, he takes that jab and drops his elbow in a jest of actually being hurt there. He’s fine.]
Caw!
Yeah, yeah. [He looks to Nox and then gestures to the camera.] You ask, because I won't.
What, seriously? Cold feet all of the sudden? [That grin is entirely too shitposter to be anything else.]
This was your idea, Miller. Some of us know how this is going to go.
[That gets a scoff and an eyeroll, but Nox doesn’t ask a question. He just talks instead.] So yeah, this guy here had a post ages ago asking the same question, and apparently he’s too chicken to do it now. [A shrug!]
That's demon-ist. Just because I'm a bird.
Oh my god, August, that’s not even a fucking word!! [Still, Nox is laughing at this entire thing.] Basically, people called him a furry ages ago. So the question now is… what does that make me?
Before anyone starts: I am a cryptid and anyone who wants to fuck me is a cryptidfucker. Not a goddamn furry.
You think anyone’s gonna care about the actual name??? Anyway.
[A Look because he's not going to say "yeah actually my boyfriend" but. Yeah actually, his boyfriend.] I'm just saying, do you see any fur on me? No? Okay then, you fuckin' scalie.
Please, there are a lot more scaliefuckers than there are cryptidfuckers, you’ll get to keep your sanity and your pride, Big Bird.
Dude. Tell me you're not online without telling me you're not online. It's fifty-fifty. Trust me.
[At that, Nox rolls his yellow eyes and holds back a laugh.] Sure, Jan. Point is, I’m a scalie, he’s a cryptid, we’re part-demon, and you’re more than welcome to keep calling August a furry.
Like hell they are!
[This will keep up as Julian just. Manages to turn the phone off before flying down.]

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cursed
definitely will piss him off
also full of shit he doesnt wanna know
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or like
if we want other shit theres always instagram or facebook
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maybe start with google searches
then twitter
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hell probably pop a gasket anyway