[GAME START] Welcome to Libra!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: January 7th
WHAT: Welcome to Libra!
WARNINGS: None

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. If you didn’t have a phone? You’ll have found one that has been delivered to your current location with a sticky note attached with your name on it.

The ringing will continue until you check your phone. The entire screen has been locked to a new app that downloaded: Libra. It looks like a social media app, even though you’ve never heard of it before. Worst yet, there seems to be no closing this app until you read and respond to the message displayed]

Welcome to Libra! Libra is an innovative app developed by the good folks at Zodiac™ to connect people with similarities that set them apart from the average crowd!

There’s a lot to talk about, but we don’t want to pile too much on you! Instead, let's start things off with a little icebreaker! It’s a little late, but we hope it's still relevant!


This post is sponsored by the 2021 Kaisou Winter Carnival! Get out and enjoy the cold!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Mod Note: The game has officially begun! The first event log will take place on January 9th, but players are free to make their own logs and posts! There will be no NPC response in this network post, so feel free to interact with each other!]

Comments

UN: ZW

[wilder]

[The hell is this? ....Well, whatever]

Well that's easy. I'd like to spend this year meeting beautiful ladies. 💞

[Zelos no.]

[thavnairian]

[Oh man, it's this guy. He's always a hoot.]

only ladies?

[wilder]

Preferably!

But I can always make an exception or two, depending on the guy.

[thavnairian]

far be it from me to ask for a special exception just for myself, but you are pretty cute

i get it though. depends on the person of course, but girls are usually softer to hold. i've always enjoyed having ladies for my dance partners

[tfw bisexual as fuck]

[wilder]

Why thank you! 🌹

Yeah, you get it! Glad to see you're a fellow man of culture.

[thavnairian]

you're very welcome~

i don't think i've ever been called cultured before but i'll take it!

not to brag but i've met a lot of beautiful people in my time. the place i grew up is a colorful city that celebrates beauty inside and out. someone like you would enjoy it, i think

UN: Rose

[nefilim]

Ew.

[That's it. That's the message.]

[wilder]

Aw, are you jealous my dear?

[nefilim]

You tell yourself that.

More like expressing sympathy for your future victims.

[wilder]

Hey now, they're not victims. Everything we do is perfectly consensual and highly rated. ✨

[nefilim]

But it also means having to deal with your charming self at the same time. 😕

Sounds like a shitty deal. 😕😕😕

un: MASTEMA

[overlies]

And what of their beautiful families, children, beautiful dogs or beautiful significant others?

How cruel of you to leave them out of the picture. The ladies of the year will hardly enjoy this.

[wilder]

Ha. If those ladies have partners and are still coming to me, then I'm not the one making them unhappy.

[overlies]

Where did that assumption come from?

[wilder]

I'm a host?

UN: sugarcoated

[inutilis]

Mr. Zelos you're sooo cool
How many dates have you been on??? At least five billion, right? I knew it.
Are you accepting pupils to pass on your worldly ways?

[wilder]

Why thank you! And sure, we can go with that estimate.

I'm afraid my skills aren't easily taught. They must be hone through practice and careful observation. Treat every girl as the precious star they are, with each of them sparkling in their own way!

[inutilis]

Hmm, I see what you're saying
But how do you get them to stop making that face at you long enough to ask them on a date??
You know that face they make when you've politely struck up a conversation and they look like they would rather drink pond water than continue to humor a continued interaction with you? Or maybe that drinking pond water and THEN ALSO contracting some kind of parasitic bacteria that eats them alive slowly, agonizingly, might certainly be better than present company


Is it the flowers?

[wilder]

Uh.

Yeah, the flowers probably don't help. Girls don't like it when you start off too strong.

Also aren't you like old?

not here

[nefilim]

[This is why Ana bullies you, Abel]

also not here

[inutilis]

[ excuse u ma'm he is a young buck in his prime and clearly a well-seasoned veteran in the game of love do NOT bully him ]

un: spiderlily

[higanbana]

hey so just fyi most "beautiful ladies" think its pretty creepy when guys say things like this

[wilder]

Yeah I admit it doesn't translate as well over text.

But don't worry! I got plenty of experience talking to ladies!

[higanbana]

yeah you and most weird neckbeards

pretty sure "ladies" is just one step off of "females". any chance you have a fedora?

[wilder]

Hm, nope! None of that! ♥

I'm a host.