[GAME START] Welcome to Libra!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: January 7th
WHAT: Welcome to Libra!
WARNINGS: None

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. If you didn’t have a phone? You’ll have found one that has been delivered to your current location with a sticky note attached with your name on it.

The ringing will continue until you check your phone. The entire screen has been locked to a new app that downloaded: Libra. It looks like a social media app, even though you’ve never heard of it before. Worst yet, there seems to be no closing this app until you read and respond to the message displayed]

Welcome to Libra! Libra is an innovative app developed by the good folks at Zodiac™ to connect people with similarities that set them apart from the average crowd!

There’s a lot to talk about, but we don’t want to pile too much on you! Instead, let's start things off with a little icebreaker! It’s a little late, but we hope it's still relevant!


This post is sponsored by the 2021 Kaisou Winter Carnival! Get out and enjoy the cold!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Mod Note: The game has officially begun! The first event log will take place on January 9th, but players are free to make their own logs and posts! There will be no NPC response in this network post, so feel free to interact with each other!]

Comments

[higanbana]

i have never physically recoiled from a heart emoji before, so good job setting a new record

a host, tho? ...well, even if that is true, you don't have to keep up talking like that after work. i don't think you're gonna make bank on overtime from some random app.

[wilder]

Sorry, but the only people who get to tell me how to talk are my paying customers!

Don't like it? Well, you my lovely dear, can go somewhere else! 💕

[higanbana]

...y'know what, valid, i can respect the hustle

but i'm sure i'll see you in hell when i get there! ♥

[wilder]

Haha!

Sure thing! I'm already there! ♥

[higanbana]

because people/this app is hell or because spoopy gHost? the people demand answers

[wilder]

Haha, and answers I can give!

If you subscribe to my OnlyFans.

[higanbana]

link me and if it's less than $15 a month and your sample pics are actually hot i'll think about it

[...How the turns have tabled???]

[wilder]

Oh? Sure sure!

[He drops a link! Amazingly, it is reasonably priced. And yeah you know what he looks like - HE HOT.]

[higanbana]

[She does actually consider for a bit. She never actually does anything like this. But...

Eh, fuck it. She can just unsub next month or something, and it's worth it just to sate her curiosity.

+1 sub.]

PRIVATE to Ris

[wilder]

[He gets the notification. Oh damn, it actually worked]

Thank you! A deal's a deal.

You know that long explanation Amal gave? I'm like that, but unlike him, I was dead before showing up here.

PRIVATE to Zelos

[higanbana]

oh my god.

i mean i wasn't expecting an answer anyway but i definitely wasn't expecting more fantasy bullshit lol

i've heard of certain things happening to corpses but i'm preeee~tty sure that's not what's goin on here SO

PRIVATE FOREVER

[wilder]

Lol, sorry. My life is full of fantasy bullshit, it seems.

Oh, no! Don't worry. Everything's in working order. Body's fully alive and everything. No idea how or why, but who am I to look at a gift horse in the eye?

and THANK GOD FOR THAT because NSFW

[higanbana]

...well,

i mean. you might be a weird larper but i guess horse is pretty accurate so,

[ris for FUCK'S SAKE]

[wilder]

...I'm gonna take that as a compliment, thank you!

And I get it, you're still in the denial phase. I'm not a LARPer, but I'll let you reach your own conclusions on your own time.

[higanbana]

it was meant as one. hung like, not face like. ♥

well, okay. at least you know how to google terms, unlike amal, so you still have a leg up there.

[wilder]

Haha, well in that case I'm flattered~

Oh yeah, I do. It took awhile to get used to, but I figured if I'm stuck here, I might as well adapt!

[higanbana]

well, you may be a weird fantasy transplant or reenactor or whatever, but at least you got the spirit!

makes me regret my purchase SLIGHTLY less

[wilder]

I'm delighted to hear it! Gives me hope that I'll win you over yet~

[higanbana]

ehehe. we'll see~.

but if you want to win me over you'd better not be expecting me to pay up again!

[wilder]

What? Oh c'mon, my rate is completely fair!

[higanbana]

yeah, see, i think here we have another fundamental misunderstanding about how this whole thing works!

i mean, i suppose you COULD use the phrase "winning someone over" to mean you got them to pay for your services, but for me? if you're planning on winning me over, i fully expect you to be sweeping me off my feet, not sweeping my wallet out of my hands.

[wilder]

Oh, so in other words....you want me to make you fall hopelessly in love with me?

[higanbana]

ehehe. i think "love" is a bit of a strong word for what we're talking about, here.

it's more like "at least buy me dinner first!"

[She knows better than to fall in love with guys like this. Or, at least, she'd like to think she does.]

[wilder]

Buy you dinner huh?

Well well, sounds like someone liked what they saw!

[higanbana]

juuuust maybe~