Monkey D Luffy (
couldntsaveone) wrote in
kaisou2022-09-05 05:31 pm
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WHO: Luffy, Danny & Jun
WHERE: The docks and general shenanigans around town
WHEN: September 8th-ish?
WHAT: Troll hunting
WARNINGS: general Luffy shenanigans, mild destruction of property,possible over eating once this is done, and Luffy will likely end up with a JOB
Accepting a quest to find a troll sounded like an awesome adventure to Luffy. He's super excited to get started, grinning widely at his two companions.
So, where should we get started looking? Do trolls live in the woods? I think they live in the woods.
He's taking this very literally.
WHERE: The docks and general shenanigans around town
WHEN: September 8th-ish?
WHAT: Troll hunting
WARNINGS: general Luffy shenanigans, mild destruction of property,
Accepting a quest to find a troll sounded like an awesome adventure to Luffy. He's super excited to get started, grinning widely at his two companions.
So, where should we get started looking? Do trolls live in the woods? I think they live in the woods.
He's taking this very literally.

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It'd depend on the troll, really.
[not helpful at all Jun...]
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He's very much still of the opinion that the plan is punch first, befriend, ask questions later. Despite having literally heard it and that's not the plan.
Punching people has never really stopped me from making friends before.
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"If we become friends first can we skip the punching part?"
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[He looks over at Luffy]
Those must be some friendships you have.
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Sorry, Danny. He has all the tact of a bull in a china shop.
Aren't we looking for the big, fight happy kind? Is there any other kind of troll?
He also is from a time where the internet doesn't really exist.
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So.... how many ninjas do you fight?
[Look, he had to ask.]
Maybe some trolls just want to be left alone?
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That'd be unfortunate if they are that type, since our mission is to collect a troll.
[And the mission means everything, according to jun]
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Yes. He did just admit to meeting to a ton of crazy others but not ninjas. And yes, he did call ninjas a man's dream. This also might explain why none of this place seems to faze him or why none of it seems weird.
I mean, if they wanted to be left alone, then why would there be a quest about them? I can't imagine it's very interesting, wanting to studying or learn about somebody who wants to be left alone. Anyway, once we get to the park, we should ask around! See if anyone knows anything about trolls! Maybe they can help us.
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He didn't have much room to talk any more when it came into ridiculousness.]
Good luck with that?
[He nods. ]
I guess all we can do is see what happens.
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[Find that ninja. Fulfill your man's dream.
At this point they are near the park. Sure enough....it looks like a completely normal day at the park. A few families around, some pigeons, squirrels - the usual]
So...where do we start looking for a troll?
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Because that's how that works. You can't have one without the other. Clearly.
We ask a bunch of people for help! Maybe they can point us in the right direction! Should we split up or go together?
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[On the other hand, talking to people by themselves meant more change of being laughed out of the park.]
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We could, but should we really leave Luffy on his own...?
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Luffy has already taken off running in a random direction, approaching people and excitedly talking to them. He'll meet up with you guys later, probably. And mostly likely, somehow, made even more new "friends" along the way.
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"You have a point. I'll go after him?"
He starts walking quickly.
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"Mm, that's a good idea. I'll let you know if I find anything."
Because Danny is on pirate-sitting duties now!! Have fun! Jun meanwhile will head off in another direction, on purpose.
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This ranges from simply looking annoyed but not punching him to actively smiling, albeit a bit awkwardly, and trying to point him in a general direction.
He lights up as Danny approaches and waves him over as he talks to an awkwardly smiling couple.
This is my friend, Danny!
Did you ever agree to be friends? No? Well, now you are, apparently.
These guys were just pointing me in a direction to go!
Whether that's the correct direction or just a random one to get him away from them remains to be seen. Could be both.
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Yeah? Which direction?
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They point him in a direction, talking about how they heard rumors of someone making trouble and trolls down by the docks. They don't have any more information than that, sorry. Luffy gives them an exuberant thank you, then turns excitedly to Danny.
We should go! I bet the other guy will meet us there, right?
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I hope so. And we can send a quick message on the app if hes not there,
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He struggles with his phone for a few seconds, clearly still not used to the technology, before opening the app. Then, he's shoving towards Danny.
What's his user id thingymajig? How can I find him? Do you know?
Hopefully he knows, because Luffy is totally down to message literally every single person in the app to meet them at the docks, if not. Or will attempt to, before Danny likely stops him.
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Did you find something?
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Hey, there you are! We were just talking about you! We found a new place to look!
And, to Danny, he grins.
See? I knew he'd find us somehow!
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