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kaisou2022-06-22 11:44 am
drewthetower) wrote in kaisou2022-06-22 11:44 am
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WHO: August
WHERE: The network
WHEN: June 22nd
WHAT: Visions!
WARNINGS: August swears
[Gooooooood afternoon, everyone on this accursed app it is time for your monthly August Gives Bad News! The video today opens on August, as usually, but this time he is not in his house.
He is...in a cave? And there's sand all in his hair and on his shirt? The fuck?]
Guess what time it is? That's right, we've got visions and tarot readings and for once it's pretty fucking straightforward! Shocking, I know. Anyway.
[He pulls the Star card from his deck and shakes off a little of the sand.]
Star, upright, a really good fucking card! It's all hope and the universe not actually fucking you over for once and holy shit do I love getting this card. This is a good card.
[A beat.]
Unfortunately, everyone else got giant fucking tentacles and drowning and shit so...be careful of the beach for now? Last time I checked there's nothing tentacle-y in the water but that means fuck all. [Another beat. More sand falls from his hair.] Honestly, whatever's tentacle-y will probably show up in that fucking duck pond.
[As he shuts it off, more sand falls from his hair and he can be heard muttering in Spanish:]
How the hell do you deal with the sand in your hair, Bruno, it's way curlier than--
WHERE: The network
WHEN: June 22nd
WHAT: Visions!
WARNINGS: August swears
[Gooooooood afternoon, everyone on this accursed app it is time for your monthly August Gives Bad News! The video today opens on August, as usually, but this time he is not in his house.
He is...in a cave? And there's sand all in his hair and on his shirt? The fuck?]
Guess what time it is? That's right, we've got visions and tarot readings and for once it's pretty fucking straightforward! Shocking, I know. Anyway.
[He pulls the Star card from his deck and shakes off a little of the sand.]
Star, upright, a really good fucking card! It's all hope and the universe not actually fucking you over for once and holy shit do I love getting this card. This is a good card.
[A beat.]
Unfortunately, everyone else got giant fucking tentacles and drowning and shit so...be careful of the beach for now? Last time I checked there's nothing tentacle-y in the water but that means fuck all. [Another beat. More sand falls from his hair.] Honestly, whatever's tentacle-y will probably show up in that fucking duck pond.
[As he shuts it off, more sand falls from his hair and he can be heard muttering in Spanish:]
How the hell do you deal with the sand in your hair, Bruno, it's way curlier than--
no subject
[TOATALLY safe, gosh wow!!!]
I'm sure your roommate will be grateful for your mercy on that front.