video | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

WHO: August and the network
WHERE: The Network
WHEN: May 16th (so Monday)
WHAT: Many Announcements
WARNINGS: August Swears (tm)

[Hi everyone have one exhausted half-demon on your screen. His cards are laid out in front of him and behind him is his suitcase, still mostly packed. He only just got back.]

So. Some bullshit happened. Let's see what bullshit is coming at us next month and just move right the fuck along from the bullshit that came at us this month. Spoilers: we got no fuckin' clue but it's fucking weird as fuck!

[He is so tired. But he pulls up something on his phone.]

Right, this time we have a soundtrack because surprise there might be more seers! A bad recorder version of "My Heart Will Go On" but no clue if it's the "bad recorder" or "song" part that's relevant here...sheep, we saw a sheep...a fur--anthropomorphic animal suit or just an anthro character either/or, and possibly a hand with an eye? That one we're not sure about, but that's what the actual seers saw.

[He holds up the Fool card, upright.]

Meanwhile, I got this. For those of who you never touched that one series with the tarot themeing, this guy is the Fool. It is the start of the hero's journey! It means lots of things like beginnings and spontaneity and all that jazz! It tells me fuck all about the bullshit, however, but it is absolutely gonna be relevant so like. I'unno. Beware babies?

[Moving on. August will end this feed and start a new one]



PRIVATE TO ALL KNOWN ADULTS (18+ sorry you responsible 16/17 year olds)

[August takes a deep, deep breath.]

Apparently some of the younger kids got involved in that fucking soccer game and...no. Just no. Obviously Zodiac doesn't give a rat's ass about these kids so if everyone's cool with this, I wanna get a list of the younger ones or at least get all the other adults on this fuckin' app working together to try and keep them from getting hurt. I know we can't stop them from doing reckless shit like. In general, they're fucking kids kids do that, but if we at least know who to watch out for maybe what happened this month doesn't happen again.

[A sigh.]

The freshman--fourteen and fifteen year olds--and younger are the biggest concern right now, I think. The older ones are still kids but some of them are responsible enough to help even if I wouldn't put them in charge. That's just my opinion, and if anyone has any better ideas than a fucking list please share. It's just all I got right now.

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ADULT FILTER| un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

Hell yeah I'm an adult.

[drewthetower]

oh my gods you nerd

[whiteshroud]

I'm just flattered you acknowledged my maturity by including me, August.

[drewthetower]

you say maturity I say knowing damn well I can't hide shit from you

[whiteshroud]

That's because it's important to tell adults things. Adults like me. \(￣︶￣*\))

[drewthetower]

you're screencapping this aren't you

my hubris will mock me or something

[whiteshroud]

Yes. It will stay with me always.

This is a good idea though.
There's a lot of kids that could use people looking out for them.

[drewthetower]

yeah even if it's just to like. make sure they get help if they get hurt? Julieta had an idea for like, survival classes too which honestly we could all kinda use

[whiteshroud]

That's not a bad idea. I've been practicing with my powers a lot, but it'd be good to learn how to start fires without them.

[Is. Is he joking or?]

[drewthetower]

[Not going to ask.]

first aid, what to do with wild animals, what stuff is PROBABLY okay to eat, none of it can hurt to know, yeah? especially after April

[sassery]

no
disqualified
youre as much an adult as the kids here
considering your idea of helping me was to literally punch me in the face
and then piss me off to fight you on the rooftop of my apartment
you trying to herd any kids is a recipe of potential explosions is all im saying

[drewthetower]

I mean

not do condone violence or anything

but it did work

he did deliver results

[sassery]

it did but im an exception
not everyones gonna suddenly go part demon here

basically jun + teens = good for the most part
but also a ton of shitposting and memery also

[whiteshroud]

Haha, I admit my methods were a little unorthodox.
But they helped didn't they?


Though you're right.
I'd have no idea what to do with kids.

[sassery]

yeah they did
but you cant exactly punch your professors if you wanna fix a problem
get what im saying?

i mean beyond me teaching ive got a feeling like
i dunno
im used to kids?
or
i was used to kids previously
something like that

[whiteshroud]

You're the only teacher I've punched, don't worry.

You mean your other self was?
I could see that. You were always good with us in class.
It'd make sense for your other self to be the same way.

[callmekacchan]

Questioning the validity of that statement.
You have the vibes of someone who needs to be on one of those child leashes.

[whiteshroud]

A leash could never hold me.

[callmekacchan]

I actually believe that.
Doesn't change my opinion about my previous statement.
Ignoring your age and labeling you an honorary child.

[whiteshroud]

Haha, yeah. I probably shouldn't be put in charge of kids.

[He knows this much about himself!]

You don't have to put me on a watch list though. My dad's already on the app.

[callmekacchan]

I never want to imagine being on social media with my parents.
That sounds like a nightmare.

[whiteshroud]

It is.
My priest is on here too.

Everyday on this app I wake up to a living nightmare.

[robopriest]

☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

[whiteshroud]

Hello Father Hansa.

See what I mean Bakugou?
I have no escape.

[robopriest]

the Lord is always watching who am i to say no to doing His good work? 👀