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WHO: August and the network
WHERE: The Network
WHEN: May 16th (so Monday)
WHAT: Many Announcements
WARNINGS: August Swears (tm)

[Hi everyone have one exhausted half-demon on your screen. His cards are laid out in front of him and behind him is his suitcase, still mostly packed. He only just got back.]

So. Some bullshit happened. Let's see what bullshit is coming at us next month and just move right the fuck along from the bullshit that came at us this month. Spoilers: we got no fuckin' clue but it's fucking weird as fuck!

[He is so tired. But he pulls up something on his phone.]

Right, this time we have a soundtrack because surprise there might be more seers! A bad recorder version of "My Heart Will Go On" but no clue if it's the "bad recorder" or "song" part that's relevant here...sheep, we saw a sheep...a fur--anthropomorphic animal suit or just an anthro character either/or, and possibly a hand with an eye? That one we're not sure about, but that's what the actual seers saw.

[He holds up the Fool card, upright.]

Meanwhile, I got this. For those of who you never touched that one series with the tarot themeing, this guy is the Fool. It is the start of the hero's journey! It means lots of things like beginnings and spontaneity and all that jazz! It tells me fuck all about the bullshit, however, but it is absolutely gonna be relevant so like. I'unno. Beware babies?

[Moving on. August will end this feed and start a new one]

PRIVATE TO ALL KNOWN ADULTS (18+ sorry you responsible 16/17 year olds)

[August takes a deep, deep breath.]

Apparently some of the younger kids got involved in that fucking soccer game and...no. Just no. Obviously Zodiac doesn't give a rat's ass about these kids so if everyone's cool with this, I wanna get a list of the younger ones or at least get all the other adults on this fuckin' app working together to try and keep them from getting hurt. I know we can't stop them from doing reckless shit like. In general, they're fucking kids kids do that, but if we at least know who to watch out for maybe what happened this month doesn't happen again.

[A sigh.]

The freshman--fourteen and fifteen year olds--and younger are the biggest concern right now, I think. The older ones are still kids but some of them are responsible enough to help even if I wouldn't put them in charge. That's just my opinion, and if anyone has any better ideas than a fucking list please share. It's just all I got right now.

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i still can't believe all this happened

i don't really know a lot of the younger crowd on here but i can at least help look out for them if i know who to look for

and for what it's worth i have healing now so...

Mirabel Madrigal and Camilo Madrigal have a bad habit of putting themselves in danger. Antonio M- [She stops, sighing.] Antonio is five and while he wouldn't likely throw himself into a situation like my daughters and nephew... He is always inclined to help.

[Should she list Hunter? She didn't know how old the little burjito was.] I have my full healing abilities, if they are of any use.

[Gods, the poor Madrigals.]

Mirabel I knew about, but I didn't know your nephew was here. Antonio's the little one, yeah?

[A beat.]

Wait you can heal?

I am never taking a trip out when the cards are THAT bad ever again fucking hells

oh hey more healers. sweet.

I saw the results of the game. None of those children should have partaken in it.

[She was on the winning team, but it still haunts her that she couldn't do anything to save the kids who had been sacrificed.]

He is... but... he also doesn't remember being part of our family. We still don't know how or why or if it can be changed...

I can. With one meal I can heal broken bones, bruises, allergic reactions, swelling, massive cuts and wounds, and even certain diseases. There is very little I cannot heal.

I've been the healer for the entire Encanto since I was 5.

Edited 2022-05-16 01:42 (UTC)

[Not the weirdest thing he's seen okay.]

No one should have, even if I get it. It's fucked up no matter how you look at it.

*understandable*

from the sounds of it we need all the healing we can get, plus as many pairs of eyes on the kids as we can manage

[Since she was five?! Are the Madrigals okay?!

And he's tempted to tell her about the memories he and others are getting but...Antonio may not get those. No need to get hopes up.]

Well, you're absolutely not the only healer here so good news is I think unless it's really bad you don't have to worry too much about trying to heal the entire city.

you, me, and apparently Julieta Madgrial are the ones I know for sure can heal which honestly is more than we had a few months ago so hey, progress.

I agree. It is "fucked up".

[Mewtwo has no idea what that word is.]

My powers are slowly returning to me. That may help fend off some of the dangers some of these children are putting themselves through.

[Short answer is no, they are very very very far from okay.]

Ah, is that so? Who else is a healer, maybe we should come together the way you seers have.

even better news, i can add one more confirmed healer to that number since my older sister is capable of it too

What powers?

I can, though I have to hurt something before I can heal, and apparently Caesar Zeppeli. May be more, but that's all I know for sure right now.

Right now it's just my telepathy and telekinesis. The full extent of my abilities are still heavily limited.

hell yeah, and I bet neither of you need to hit something before you can heal shit

That's still stupid useful, holy shit. What can you do normally?

Heh, I'm sure you already know I'm willing to help out where I can!

And oh, I can heal too. Since everyone else seems to be saying that.

Ah, an equal exchange, perhaps? Something broken, something mended? I do not know this Caesar, but perhaps we should see about that too.

In any case, besides a list is there some other plan in place?

maybe just going "yo who can heal" would have been better at this rate. not that I'm complaining, no one wants me to try and heal shit. I CAN but

Honestly, the idea of a list of healers and a list of kids is literally all I got. Trusting each other to watch out for them? It's flimsy at best but it's more than what Zodiac'll do.

As a Pokemon, I have several psychic-based attacks, as well as being able to form a psychic-based shield. And I also have another form, that lets me teleport.

I would hope that these powers are returned to me soon, so that I may be able to better protect you humans.

What happened never should have. We never should have been put in the position where -

[Nana pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs.]

- where children were put in danger.

How can I help? I have some wind powers, and I’m working on developing them more. I’m also pretty good with little kids, if we need a team to watch over them.

we do not, thankfully

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