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August Villareal ([personal profile] drewthetower) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-05-15 07:17 pm
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video | un: blackbirdtarot

WHO: August and the network
WHERE: The Network
WHEN: May 16th (so Monday)
WHAT: Many Announcements
WARNINGS: August Swears (tm)

[Hi everyone have one exhausted half-demon on your screen. His cards are laid out in front of him and behind him is his suitcase, still mostly packed. He only just got back.]

So. Some bullshit happened. Let's see what bullshit is coming at us next month and just move right the fuck along from the bullshit that came at us this month. Spoilers: we got no fuckin' clue but it's fucking weird as fuck!

[He is so tired. But he pulls up something on his phone.]

Right, this time we have a soundtrack because surprise there might be more seers! A bad recorder version of "My Heart Will Go On" but no clue if it's the "bad recorder" or "song" part that's relevant here...sheep, we saw a sheep...a fur--anthropomorphic animal suit or just an anthro character either/or, and possibly a hand with an eye? That one we're not sure about, but that's what the actual seers saw.

[He holds up the Fool card, upright.]

Meanwhile, I got this. For those of who you never touched that one series with the tarot themeing, this guy is the Fool. It is the start of the hero's journey! It means lots of things like beginnings and spontaneity and all that jazz! It tells me fuck all about the bullshit, however, but it is absolutely gonna be relevant so like. I'unno. Beware babies?

[Moving on. August will end this feed and start a new one]



PRIVATE TO ALL KNOWN ADULTS (18+ sorry you responsible 16/17 year olds)

[August takes a deep, deep breath.]

Apparently some of the younger kids got involved in that fucking soccer game and...no. Just no. Obviously Zodiac doesn't give a rat's ass about these kids so if everyone's cool with this, I wanna get a list of the younger ones or at least get all the other adults on this fuckin' app working together to try and keep them from getting hurt. I know we can't stop them from doing reckless shit like. In general, they're fucking kids kids do that, but if we at least know who to watch out for maybe what happened this month doesn't happen again.

[A sigh.]

The freshman--fourteen and fifteen year olds--and younger are the biggest concern right now, I think. The older ones are still kids but some of them are responsible enough to help even if I wouldn't put them in charge. That's just my opinion, and if anyone has any better ideas than a fucking list please share. It's just all I got right now.
madebyhumans: guiltfreeicons on tumblr (Enough)

the adults?? have one adult cat

[personal profile] madebyhumans 2022-05-16 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I saw the results of the game. None of those children should have partaken in it.

[She was on the winning team, but it still haunts her that she couldn't do anything to save the kids who had been sacrificed.]
madebyhumans: guiltfreeicons on tumblr (Serious)

[personal profile] madebyhumans 2022-05-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. It is "fucked up".

[Mewtwo has no idea what that word is.]

My powers are slowly returning to me. That may help fend off some of the dangers some of these children are putting themselves through.
madebyhumans: guiltfreeicons on tumblr (Talking through telepathy)

[personal profile] madebyhumans 2022-05-16 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Right now it's just my telepathy and telekinesis. The full extent of my abilities are still heavily limited.
madebyhumans: marshmallows-pokemon-icons on tumblr (Closed eye)

[personal profile] madebyhumans 2022-05-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
As a Pokemon, I have several psychic-based attacks, as well as being able to form a psychic-based shield. And I also have another form, that lets me teleport.

I would hope that these powers are returned to me soon, so that I may be able to better protect you humans.