UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: November 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of November. The keyhole has been sealed and the barrier from the Crystal tower is up, protecting most of the city from the dangers of the Spirit Realm. Meanwhile, the Zodiac employees have been rescued from the Unknown, but it's still open for people to explore]



Eren, Jill, and Riku have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Wow, my expectations for this month were on the floor, and it still managed to suck more than I thought it would.

Thanks to everyone who worked hard to keep us all from dying. From our analysis, the barrier you guys devised from the tower should keep the city safe for now. Unfortunately we haven't figured out how to expand the area of the barrier yet, so the edges of town are going to have to deal with a lot more spirit realm crap.

Including apparently a concerning looking mountain. No, we have no idea what's up with that because the Zodiac employees have used up all their overtime dealing with the Heartless. Nor do we have any idea why some of you are able to use brand new elements now. In fact, don't expect much back up from us for the next couple weeks. Anyone who isn't on R&R are busy preparing for the thanksgiving office potluck.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pretend to look busy while I try to distract my mind from the horrors. Bye.


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[As of now ICly, the barrier is up and the keyhole has been sealed, returning the town to some degree of normal. Dragonspine Mountain is also open for exploration at the edge of Kami State Park!

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

time to go up the concerning looking mountain i guess

also i thought the new element thing was due to the tower messing with our heads but i guess not??? having light and shadow feels very.... cheesy though

also did anyone else have a weird dream before they got these new powers?? or am i just dreaming about doves now

un: luciferskylight

[scourgingstars]

No, I saw it too.

UN: Shroud | Text

[whiteshroud]

[Jun had gotten that vision, but he hadn't thought too much of it because you know, visions like this just happen sometimes when you are what he is.

But to hear other people seeing a dove...

Someone is getting this broadcasted in their prayers tonight]

I did too.

text | un: et_machina

[deusversusmachina]

If you're going to investigate the mountain, take basic safety precautions. Dress warmly, tell someone where you're going, use the buddy system, and make sure to bring plenty of food, water, and equipment for making a fire.

Like he said, we've run out of overtime, so be careful.

text; un: allin

[neverchanged]

Emergency teleportation requires that I make it up that mountain first and it's not in the cards, sorry to say~

I prefer bright lights and warm velvet, not whatever the hell that is.

If you get stuck, call someone else. Like my coworkers, I'm all booked.

text | un: silhouetto

[threebetrayals]

If someone wants to go up goddamn Dragonspine Mountain, they deserve whatever the frozen hell does to them.

[venti_late]

I MISSED MY CHANCE AT HAVING TWO ZHONGLIS GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

Do I even want to know

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

nonni there would be so much jealous sulking again

with meteors

un: ragna

[centralfiction]

WHY IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TAKING AWAY FROM THE BULLSHIT IN THE CASTLE?

text; un: blade

[unreachableside]

What a terrible day to have eyes.

text, un: regina

[majeste]

Venti...

[ gamma please. ]

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

is that like

a sandwich ?? orrrrrrr?

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

ok but more seriously
uh
so that mountain is from my home country
as in, my past life's home country
there SHOULD be a Statue of Barbatos on the mountain so make good use of that! it should protect you from the cold as long as you're in range!

all that said ummmmmm
if you find a valley that looks like it might belong to a rib cage
and you idk happen to stumble upon a cave with an ominously beating heart in it
lmk! ty!!!

un: luciferskylight

[scourgingstars]

venti what in the hell is a mountain doing with a ribcage



wait


that's not a damn adamantoise is it

[threebetrayals]

And if they happen to find the dragon but smaller they can let me know.

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

...

Bestie why is that even a thing? Like genuinely. Why is there a beating heart on a mountain?

[liberios]

What's with the ominous beating heart?

I have so many questions I don't even know where to begin.

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

..........I'm going to climb that mountain.

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

I can't even be surprised.

Please bring winter weather gear. Venti says there's something up there that makes it unnaturally cold.

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Do not.

AND I REPEAT REAL FLUNKING LOUD HERE.

DO NOT JUMP OFF THE MOUNTAIN.

Don't you do it. Don't you dare.

text; un: lagenaria

[pharmacologic]

Dragonspine Mountain is unusually cold even at lower elevations, so be careful to watch for early signs of frostbite! If your extremities are turning colors and painful or tingling when touched, it's past time to end your exploration and get warmed up. Be sure not to rub the affected areas, as friction can cause more damage; the best remedy is to immerse them in warm water until the symptoms ease, and get checked by a doctor or healer if the skin doesn't go back to normal quickly.

Also, please take care to remember that snow reflects sunlight, and thus sunburn is a real danger despite the low temperature - not to mention snow blindness from the glare. If you're going out to Dragonspine, bring eye protection and wear sunscreen, for your own safety. Wind can also make matters worse by drying out your skin - the best answer is to cover up as much as you can.

Bubu Pharmacy of course stocks handwarmers, sunscreen, and protective salves, so stop by before you head up the mountain! And I also provide healing services, if your precautions turn out to be insufficient.

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

so does anyone else still have a splitting headache from too many and not enough memories, or is that just me

second magic is bullshit and i'd fight zelretch on sight if i didn't know he could atomize me

private

[hoshikiri]

[Oh no. Any time Waver brings up the name "Zelretch" or the term "Second Magic", Takame had a strong idea of what may have happened. He's just going to filter this fucking immediately.]

Are you both alright?

voice, un: wanyin.

[fouren]

[ when was the last time he had a phone? years ago? never? until just recently it had been too much of a risk to own one and now that he finally can it makes an obnoxious jingle he can't shut off!? he has half a mind to hunt down the bastard who sold him this and demand a refund. ]

The hell is all this?!? I didn't install this shit! [ does he know how? maybe. ] Why can't I get rid of it?!

[ Jiang Cheng practically growls and gives the phone a look that could curdle milk, paying exactly no attention to the contents of the post or whatever other people are saying─ in fact, he doesn't register that people are talking on the app at all. or that he is... replying to the post... ]

This whole idea of yours is shit, Lan Zhan. We should've never come to this stupid city. [ whoever it is he is talking to replies with a "mm" and a look that seems to take some of the wind from his sails. ] Don't look at me like that. [ a beat. ] Fine.

voice | un: shinope

[killerapp]

Yeah, you're not gonna be able to get rid of it.