[sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony

[asipofbride]

WHO: Wolfwood + the cottage crew + you!
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!

how much legal advice can you get for an apple pie and a prayer; network post; text; un: ndwolfwood

so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.

ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?

how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.

... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them

i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam

don't even have to go to the chapel you're already married; action

[ this is a two cigarette problem.

Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.

Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]

Comments

i am SO SORRY i died for a month

[nominal]

( sorry, was he supposed to be? he's still new here, y'know. still learning the ropes and things, as it were.

( and if you believe that … something something timeshare in the bermuda triangle, something something. )

also maybe don't blame kni for what happens when you like. have a throuple going on. not that he knows what one of those is, but there ain't a whole lot of playing around when feelings are involved.

even if he's still operating from a perspective in which blaming kni is a perfectly logical way to go, and he'll support you all the way.

he huffs, mouth pursing in a way it hasn't since the last time he'd had to see to a very fussy baby. ) M'not that small. ( he lets the petulance work its way through him, and then he schools his expression into something neutral again. or something he hopes passes for as much. ) That how you act when somebody's tryin' to check on ya? No wonder y'don't have any friends breakin' the door down.

( little woo. sir. )

isokay!!!

[asipofbride]

[ you should be bringing a better energy in than what's being put out!! how else is the universe gonna change!!

also it's Kni's fault for letting the moogles in--they have a throuple going on, sure, but there's the whole. thing about Vash and Dante being really bad with commitment and emotions and having the traumas, so their weird energy is giving Wolfwood weird energy and he's trying very hard not to take it personal.

just like he's not taking it personal when little Woo calls him a mean bitch. he just sort of gives a half a smirk and brings his cigarette up to his mouth. ]

You're outta pocket, but you ain't wrong. Ain't much room for friends where I came from, so this pile of personality defects are things I came by honestly.

[ how can you insult that which already hates itself? news at eleven. ]