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nicholas d. wolfwood ([personal profile] asipofbride) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm

[sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony

WHO: Wolfwood + the cottage crew + you!
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!

how much legal advice can you get for an apple pie and a prayer; network post; text; un: ndwolfwood
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.

ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?

how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.

... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them

i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam



don't even have to go to the chapel you're already married; action
[ this is a two cigarette problem.

Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.

Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]

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[personal profile] ornamentals 2024-03-16 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
vash...

why couldn't you be faster?
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2024-03-16 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
i trriieiddddddd

im not that good at flyiung u kno im lopsided bc of my arm
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[personal profile] ornamentals 2024-03-16 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
vash, be serious!!!

😠
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2024-03-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
what do u mean i'm 100% serious?!

do u know how much my arm
weighs
come here

COME EHRE
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2024-03-16 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's gonna find out wherever kni is and he's gonna just
put his metal arm on kni

the thing weighs like 30lbs ]
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[personal profile] ornamentals 2024-03-16 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
no.
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[personal profile] ornamentals 2024-03-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[not if you can't catch him!

yes he is moving around the kitchen table to avoid vash.]


Go away! I don't want you near me!
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2024-03-22 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
C'mmere you, don't run away!

[ time to give chase. Who will win. the small sneaky cauliflower or the big lanky fern, vote now on your phones. ]
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[personal profile] ornamentals 2024-03-24 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[obviously the cauliflower!]

Too bad your arm is so heavy, or else you might actually catch me!

[yes, he is sticking his tongue out at vash just before he pulls out one of the chairs to shove in vash's way before ducking under the table to dart out the other side. he's aiming for the back door where freedom awaits!]