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kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm
asipofbride) wrote in kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm
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[sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony
WHO: Wolfwood + the cottage crew + you!
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.
ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?
how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.
... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them
i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam
[ this is a two cigarette problem.
Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.
Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!
how much legal advice can you get for an apple pie and a prayer; network post; text; un: ndwolfwood
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.
ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?
how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.
... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them
i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam
don't even have to go to the chapel you're already married; action
[ this is a two cigarette problem.
Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.
Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]
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How'd you all three of you fit in there well enough to fuck?
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But no I had no idea. I'm pretty sure I'm the last person most people wanna talk about relationships with, so I'm usually out of the loop.
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especially with whatever freak of nature shit is going on with vash
on one hand that's so goddamn funny and you are the funniest person in this new crash on the steamerwreck that is my life
on the other hand how are you so cool and yet so unburdened by observations
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Maybe your body, anyway.
Some humans needs a healer after too wild a time.
Speaking of, remind Dante to stretch.
So he doesn't pull something.
I observe things, just usually not the relationship stuff.
Everyone is happier for it, I think.
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i think internally he's made of soup
i've got my vials
well
had them
we'll figure it out
you've taken like five years off my lifespan so count me out of the masses
when i am not so generally fucked up i'm gonna tease you so much
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[Christ Jun remembered that. But no vials huh? Hmmm]
Try the goodwill?
Maybe there'll be some kind of healing spell that can help.
Argh, fine. I guess you have the right.
Do I have to explain Easter too?
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[ Dante and Vash ganged up on him and put him down to one vial at a time on account of the horribly dying on Vash's awesome trip home so
suggestions appreciated ]
... they sell magic at that goddamn place?
wait
you can learn magic
it's not just something that happens to you??
ill make my husbands mention it in my eulogy
that's so goddamn weird to say
yeah what the hell is an Easter
all I know is it involves not smoking in front of August's aunts and ham
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You don't want to end up accidentally cursing yourself.
[But oh good. Now to talk about something he's more knowledgeable in: religious crap]
TLDR: Easter is a holiday.
A long time ago, when He was still a lesser god, the Lord decided to live as a human named Jesus.
Gods do this sometimes to try to understand humans more.
But His mortal semester was more eventful than most because after 30 years of living as a human, Jesus decided to start preaching His ideals and performing miracles to help people.
It ruffled some feathers, and He got executed for it.
But since He's a god, after three days He revived and went "psych!" to all the people who said He was full of shit.
Anyway Easter is about His revival. But since it takes place around the start of spring, over the years people have associated a lot of spring-related traditions to it like egg hunts, rabbits, etc. August's family likes to have a big Easter dinner too for it.
You'll probably be invited now because they invite just about everyone they can justify as family to their gatherings.
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