[sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony

[asipofbride]

WHO: Wolfwood + the cottage crew + you!
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!

how much legal advice can you get for an apple pie and a prayer; network post; text; un: ndwolfwood

so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.

ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?

how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.

... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them

i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam

don't even have to go to the chapel you're already married; action

[ this is a two cigarette problem.

Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.

Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]

Comments

[ornamentals]

how was i supposed to know that?

if we kill the creature would that nullify the deal?

[doubledollar]

NOONE'S KILLING ANYTHING

[ornamentals]

it could work.

[kill it--]

[doubledollar]

WE'RE NOT EVEN ENTERTAINING THE IDEA
i was hoping to catch one to get it to revoke it...,

if im gonna get married i want the party not just
glitter and bad trumpets

[ornamentals]

you want a party for everything.

[didn't they just have a party last year? once is enough.]

[doubledollar]

...parties are fun...

1/2

[ornamentals]

they're not, but we can agree to disagree.

[ornamentals]

if you want a party, you should have a party.

[sighs!]

[doubledollar]

It could be a fun party.

There's a role that kids usually play during a wedding. They throw flowers petals around for decorations.

You could do that.
I'll even use my magic to make the flower petals so we won't hurt actual flowers.

[ornamentals]

you think all parties are fun.

i'll play whatever role you'd like for me, vash.
it's your party, after all.
and dante's.
and wolfwood's.

[his brother is so kind.]

i'm sure eve would like to help as well.