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kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm
asipofbride) wrote in kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm
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[sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony
WHO: Wolfwood + the cottage crew + you!
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.
ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?
how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.
... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them
i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam
[ this is a two cigarette problem.
Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.
Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!
how much legal advice can you get for an apple pie and a prayer; network post; text; un: ndwolfwood
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.
ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?
how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.
... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them
i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam
don't even have to go to the chapel you're already married; action
[ this is a two cigarette problem.
Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.
Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]
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I wanted a party.
I want a party.
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Well, I GUESS you can still HAVE a party! But still you guyyyyyys, we could have had the biggest, gayest wedding.
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If there's no making these dumb flying rats take their dumb contract back.
Making 'the most of it' is the best idea right...
...
Wanna help me plan it. [ whine. ]
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I mean, honey. Do you really wanna? You love them, right? Isn't this where you'd end up eventually anyway?
[And then, because Vash has said the magic words in the right combination:]
Vash, Honey, Sweetie, Bestie, I would pitch the biggest hissy fit in all creation if I couldn't help you plan it.