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kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm
asipofbride) wrote in kaisou2024-03-15 06:56 pm
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[sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony
WHO: Wolfwood + the cottage crew + you!
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.
ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?
how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.
... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them
i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam
[ this is a two cigarette problem.
Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.
Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!
how much legal advice can you get for an apple pie and a prayer; network post; text; un: ndwolfwood
so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.
ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?
how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.
... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them
i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam
don't even have to go to the chapel you're already married; action
[ this is a two cigarette problem.
Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.
Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]
text: un: Kore
You weren't already married?
text; un: ndwolfwood
like it doesn't bother me that much but vash and dante would rather eat their own hands before uhhh
admitting
committing
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You people literally spend all your time together. They-
Do they not understand what "committing" means?
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No?
Nicholas that's not how that works. I have tried that one myself, I assure you that it does not work.
text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE
did we give that vibe
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You very much gave "that vibe". It was fairly obvious how enamoured you are of one another, honestly.
1/2
2/2
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he takes a long moment to respond to her, but, it's an honest answer, instead of a silly and off-the-cuff one:]
horrified isnt the right word
and i cant say id never want something like this, i do love them
i just often wonder if i deserve this sort of happy ending a lot of the time
and
well
that aside?
i wanted it to be on my terms
with my proposal and feelings
instead of just some
flying rats coming and reading us our feelings and making the decision for us
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I would say you deserve it very much. You are a wonderful person- why should you not chase happiness and be with them? Do you believe they don't deserve happiness with you, either? No, of course you don't. So why not enjoy the happiness you have been given together?
That's fair. But there's nothing to say you can't still do it that way, too. You can ask them, you can have a proper ceremony. Mortals renew vows all the time. WHy not just give yourselves something similar? If that is what you want. No one can dictate how you celebrate you love for one another. Not me, not anyone on this app, certainly not those flying rats. That is for you to decide amongst the three of you.
text, un: devilhunter.
perse do i look like the marrying kind of guy??
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Though admittedly I thought you were all so desperately into one another, I assumed you had already gotten the deed done. You're not subtle.
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look we
fuck
okay we only just got around to even admitting that shit to each other
marriage wasn't anywhere near the table
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So now the question is, do you want to remain married or find a way to break it off? Would this be an inevitable step in your relationship, or do you believe it would never happen at all?