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kaisou2024-02-17 12:25 am
wiseoldbartender) wrote in kaisou2024-02-17 12:25 am
Video: un: bar_cat75
WHO: Husk and you!
WHERE: Network!
WHEN: 17th Feb
WHAT: Arrival of a terrible cat man.
WARNINGS: Swearing, probably alcohol.
[The feed opens to a winged cat man. You might be forgiven for a moment for thinking that you've been graced with the presence of an ancient mythological creature, like a Sphinx or a Griffon or somesuch- here to pass great wisdom onto you all. He squints at the screen for a moment, and then in a deep, gruff voice, he speaks his truth:]
Jesus. H. Christ, you people are a fuckin' garbage fire.
[Prove him wrong. Right now. Do it.]
I mean, shit. Everyone said you motherfuckers were messed up- but I didn't realise it was this fuckin' bad. Congrats, I think you could give Florida a run for its money.
[He shifts a clawed hand in the most half-assed wave he can muster. The little kitty paw beans of his hands are heart-shaped. Adorable. ]
Name's Husk. With The Order. Not a jobsworth like that heinous bitch who's name starts with T and ends in eresa. So here's the deal: if you leave me the fuck alone, I can leave you the fuck alone and we can all enjoy being left the fuck alone. Sound good? Good.
WHERE: Network!
WHEN: 17th Feb
WHAT: Arrival of a terrible cat man.
WARNINGS: Swearing, probably alcohol.
[The feed opens to a winged cat man. You might be forgiven for a moment for thinking that you've been graced with the presence of an ancient mythological creature, like a Sphinx or a Griffon or somesuch- here to pass great wisdom onto you all. He squints at the screen for a moment, and then in a deep, gruff voice, he speaks his truth:]
Jesus. H. Christ, you people are a fuckin' garbage fire.
[Prove him wrong. Right now. Do it.]
I mean, shit. Everyone said you motherfuckers were messed up- but I didn't realise it was this fuckin' bad. Congrats, I think you could give Florida a run for its money.
[He shifts a clawed hand in the most half-assed wave he can muster. The little kitty paw beans of his hands are heart-shaped. Adorable. ]
Name's Husk. With The Order. Not a jobsworth like that heinous bitch who's name starts with T and ends in eresa. So here's the deal: if you leave me the fuck alone, I can leave you the fuck alone and we can all enjoy being left the fuck alone. Sound good? Good.
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[Not if he pecks the shit out of you first.]
I suppose that's a way to describe the chaos. Though you are correct, there's no way to avoid what's going to happen here over time. That's just how the city is.
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[He will fight you right now in the STREET. ]
Yeah, kind of figured that. Fan-fuckin'-tastic. Hopefully I can just drink through most of it.
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[PECK PECK PECK PECK PECK PECK]
You have a very bold hope for that, Husk-san.
[He's not saying "don't hold your breath," but he's also not not saying it.]
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[This is not acceptable he will not have this :|]
What can I say? You gotta have a little bit of hope to get you through the fuckin' day. Or alcohol. Same thing, really.
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[TOO BAD, LIVE WITH IT.]
In some ways, I agree- much less on the alcohol, but I digress. I understand what you mean.