Voice, un: eve

[playtag]

WHO: Eve
WHERE: Network, the cottage
WHEN: A few days before Christmas
WHAT: Isekai ponders the mysteries of Terry's Chocolate Orange
WARNINGS: Eventual violence against chocolate

[A photograph of one foil covered Terry's chocolate orange accompanies this post.]

I got a chocolate covered orange? The strange shopkeeper said it was a Christmas tradition.

The packaging says to "whack and unwrap" but...

Won't that damage the orange?

Comments

[playtag]

Oh!

You can't just... pull it apart?

[whiteshroud]

Not easily no.

Once you whack it, it'll break into several chocolate slices which are easy to share or... eat all yourself.

[playtag]

I'll share it then!

[Everyone at the cottage should try this Christmas treat, as a learning moment! Hopefully they'll like it.]

Well, I guess I can try hitting it.

[There's a soft shwoosh noise that marks her starting a transformation.]

[Maybe a small hammer would be enough?]

[whiteshroud]

Haha, have fun!

Just don't hit too hard, you don't want to destroy all the chocolate.

[playtag]

...Ah.

[Right.]

[Go light on the hammer.]

Alright.