playtag: (Eh?)
Eve ([personal profile] playtag) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-12-23 12:23 pm

Voice, un: eve

WHO: Eve
WHERE: Network, the cottage
WHEN: A few days before Christmas
WHAT: Isekai ponders the mysteries of Terry's Chocolate Orange
WARNINGS: Eventual violence against chocolate

[A photograph of one foil covered Terry's chocolate orange accompanies this post.]

I got a chocolate covered orange? The strange shopkeeper said it was a Christmas tradition.

The packaging says to "whack and unwrap" but...

Won't that damage the orange?
aslowburn: (Take a good swing at me)

video: un: Kore

[personal profile] aslowburn 2023-12-25 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
They're designed to fall apart. They have segments that get knocked apart - you just need to give it a solid slam against a table.

[Here, have some helpful trivia from your landlady who was definitely around when they came into existence:]

They were made in the 30s, if I remember rightly. They did an apple version first, but they gave up on that one in the 50s. It was...deeply unpleasant.
aslowburn: (So there's no use crying about it)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2023-12-27 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's correct. It's harder to eat if you don't. I'd say one solid hit against a hard surface would suffice.

[She has faith in you, Eve. Beat the shit out of that orange.]

Chocolate and apple isn't a flavour combination that works very well. Especially when it's synthetic apple. It's been a long time since I ate one, but I remember it really didn't work.
aslowburn: (They got a black magic preacher)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2023-12-30 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[HECK YES, EVE. SMASH THE THING TO PIECES. FUCK IT UUUUUUP. EMBRACE THE VIOLENCE. SHE'S SO PROUD!

...
]

Yes, you should be able to unwrap the foil and eat the segments now.

I'm honestly not sure. I only know how to make actual apples. I believe they just make it taste like apple. Or rather...taste of something vaguely in the apple area.
aslowburn: (And it's you I'll come for)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-01-07 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[She'll let Eve enjoy her treat- the kid deserves one, she feels. At the question, she chuckles.]

You could say that. I'm the Goddess of the Spring. Plantlife is one of my domains. I can simply wish an apple tree into life, full of apples, fully formed. Or...rather, I could. My powers have been significantly weakened since I arrived here. They are slowly returning to me.
aslowburn: (Sick of being poised)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-01-09 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well. The mortal retellings of our stories are not always accurate.

[They tend to put their own, obnoxious mortal spin on things. Looking for reason when there are none. Gods will do as they wish, with no rhyme or reason. Mortals struggle with that, she finds. ]

That's something at least. How do you mean more? It seems foolish to give someone even more power if you wish to keep them trapped.
aslowburn: (And hell's coming with me)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-01-14 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It has been many, many millennia. Stories change over time- especially when a lot of the earliest tellings were by word of mouth. Details are lost and changed through each retelling.

[Made all the more complicated by the gods themselves not remembering everything right. Enough lives pass by and the oldest of their memories are lost. ]

...Hah, that is true. Interesting. I never thought I might get different abilities from the ones I have- I've always been a flora girl. But who knows! I might be surprised!
aslowburn: (Gonna make it out alive)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-01-16 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Not always, no. Not everyone had access to the written word. Things get lost, or destroyed. Time can steal away even the most robust of stories, unfortunately. Even we lost a lot, between the fall of Rome and the Renaissance.

[She still doesn't understand The Gap- what happened, where Zeus went. None of them do. It remains a miserable, blank void in their existence as a whole.]

Suppose that is true- I shall have to wait and see.

aslowburn: (I tread the water all the while)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-01-20 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's the worst news there ever could be, honestly.]

Well, we do read. But it's more- [hrm, how to explain this] We continue to exist by passing on our... let's call it a soul- we call it an Eidolon- onto another living person. Each time we do it, our memories are hidden for a while, to let the new host get adjusted. Then, eventually our memories of each past life filter in slowly, but as a mind can only hold so much, the oldest of our memories are...lost each time we pass into a new life. I have forgotten... so much over the millennia.
aslowburn: (You better run)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-01-21 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Something along those lines, yes. And we can simply...die and not come back at all. That's what happened to a lot of us. Though...honestly even that is more complicated than originally thought. I have recently discovered there more that I simply...do not recall anymore.

[Which is WORRYING. Especially when it concerns how they die. She's the Queen of the Dead after all, she's supposed to know what's going on there. And yet, there is so much she doesn't know.

Ah. She glances at Eve and clears her throat.
]

Possibly- but it would not be a drastic as my own situation. You only have one life to life, one lifetime of memories to hold onto. I have had hundreds.
aslowburn: (That they keep like a slave)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-02-05 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah, well, I wouldn't recommend it to most. It comes with a lot of complications, chief among of which is my family.

[Her messy, messy family. ]

That is a fairly astute compression, yes. It's something like that. And unfortunately, no. I have no control over it. There are some things I certainly wish I could forget.
aslowburn: ('round here anymore)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-02-14 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
HAH, that's...certainly one way to put it, yes.

[It's just that their arguments tend to have...massive real-world consequences.

She appreciates the tone, all the same. Eve is a good kid.
]

Is that so? When you're so young?

[What on earth could this child have gone through to have such regrets already? ]
aslowburn: (I am gonna break you down)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-02-18 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh.

Persephone feels anger boiling in her chest. She was relatively young when Hades forced her into marriage, but she wasn't this young. He feels her hands curling into fists.
]

I see. [It's said with no small amount of sharpness.] Did those who captured you find their grizzly ends?
aslowburn: (They've got the kingdom locked up)

[personal profile] aslowburn 2024-02-20 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Confusion crosses Persephone's expression, just for a moment. Before she connects the dots and realisation comes into play instead. It doesn't do much to quell her anger.]

So he created you and kept you under lock and key, like he owned you?

[No. Absolutely not. Hades springs to mind, as he always does. Reminding her time and time again that she was his property his prize. And Eve is so young, so very young. She absolutely should not have faced that. ]

You are a person. No one has any claim on you- you... do understand that, yes? Is that something you have come to understand since?

...I sincerely hope he dealt with more than that.

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