text; un: moiragetes

[corpserun]

WHO: Idia & you!
WHERE: The network
WHEN: Early March
WHAT: Iiiiit's time to make a grand debut.
WARNINGS: it's only downhill from here

wooooowwww
i gotta say when a new app got downloaded on basically everything i own i was expecting something more then just some lame social media thing
it's almost embarrassing that you'd find a way to make unremovable apps just so you can try to make people talk to each other
couldn't have made something more interesting or complicated, huh?
tho i guess anything will make money if you put annoying ads on it and throw some sponsored posts around so why not go for the easy route

anyways
gl to everyone who has to deal with this too, i guess

Comments

UN: SUZUME

[suzume_odori]

What's a sponsored?

:0

[corpserun]

are you an idiot?

[suzume_odori]

?

[There's a bit of a pause before she gets the word read by the text to speech.]

That's a mean word >:[

Mrs. Hailey said that's a word you're not supposed to say >:[

[corpserun]

mrs. hailey has no dominion over me
so i don't have to listen to whatever she's telling you
you'll understand that authority doesn't mean anything when you're older~

UN: big_iron

[big_iron]

Joke's on them, I don't do promoting for free. So they ain't getting a damn thing outta me.

[corpserun]

what's the likelihood of them actually paying people for things i wonder
i'm not cut out for it but i wonder if someone's gonna try to be a libra influencer
not that there seems to be a lot of us to influence compared to the rest of the world out there lololol

[big_iron]

Mmm, I'd guess it'd be a moot point if they ain't got some supernatural shit goin' on, so wouldn't do much...

Maybe a shill for their company in general? Couldn't be me, I got some values. [That's a lie, he can be bought for the right price.]

[corpserun]

shilling for zodiac?
guess they probably need more pr if nobody knows who they are
and i imagine anyone with at least two braincells knows anyone doing shit like this is sus as fuck

can't be me either tho
i already have way too much work to do to help out a shitty company that can't even have useful tech support

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

two things:

1. fuck Zodiac

2. Suzume is a kid, like an actual child, and she ain't the only one so like. that's a thing

[corpserun]

oh
it's you
weeeeeeeird

[just completely ignores everything in this message because it's clearly irrelevant]

[drewthetower]

[Oh that's where he recognizes this username from.]

like everything about this fucking app isn't fucking weird, dumbass. at least no one here's gonna take your shit

[corpserun]

yeah yeah this whole spooky app is bullshit
doesn't mean i was expecting to find the guy who reads fortunes and tailors suits to be on here
is it good for business to use the same un over here??

un: hierophantcherry

[kokaiwanai]

[So, you know, Kakyoin could respond to the actual post with something relevant.

Or.

He could just.

Send this.]

1/2

[corpserun]

[He gets this! in response!]

2/2

[corpserun]

[Immediately followed by:]

dude
what the hell

[kokaiwanai]

I could ask you the same thing!

Also lay off Suzume she's like 5

[corpserun]

ugh, fine

idk idk
this app just showed up on my phone today
don't know why today of all days?
but it's what it's
didn't realize there was a supernatural support squad or whatever the fuck
might've been helpful ages ago lololol

[higanbana]

you'd HOPE they could come up with something more exciting but NOPE IT'S JUST SOCIAL MEDIA, AGAIN, because corporations are creatively bankrupt

unfortunately for you and all of the rest of us, not only is this here to make us talk to people it's here to make us talk to specific people. has anyone given you the rundown on all the Weird Bullshit that's about to befall you or do i get the pleasure of being the one to ruin your life today

[corpserun]

you need a life in order for it to be ruined

but i guess it depends on what you mean by weird bullshit
i've known about magic and monsters and all of that for my entire life lol
been hearing rumors about people showing up from nowhere but yknow
that sounds fake as fuck
why would people get isekai'd here instead of somewhere more interesting

[higanbana]

ok fair and also mood

but yeah ok you got half of it with the magic/monsters/extraneous supernatural bullshit! except on top of that stuff Generally Existing you may start experiencing weird changes. development of random magic powers, hair and eye color changes, sudden blindness in one eye... okay that last one is just me but i will stop being salty about that when i'm dead

anyway re: the isekai folks unfortunately it's an actual thing. we've got a solid number of 'em kicking around. we have at least one elf, an increasingly biblically-accurate angel lady, and we had a talking horse for a short period of time but she got home somehow.

i know, i know. it sounds fake as hell. i thought so, too. but here they are, and while i COULD deny shit i've seen with my own singular functioning eye, that would be fucking stupid so i've elected to not do that.

[corpserun]

how is the horse the one who got out of here

so basically it sounds like
everything going on is completely unpredictable and it's likely i'm gonna go through some bizarro metamorphosis that may or may not make my life worth
for reasons we are yet to understand

this is ridiculous
what kind of light novel shit is this

un: reallyfarflung

[areyuuserious]

[If it weren't for where they are, Yuu would almost think an NRC student posted that, even if they probably shouldn't be thinking that way. Plenty of assholes on the internet.]

An ARG or something would've been neat.

[corpserun]

[jokes on them!]

i feel like an arg would've made more sense
then like here you go, talk to some other idiots in the same boat as you
but why do something that takes more effort i guess

[areyuuserious]

lmao really.

I mean it's nice to talk to people who won't treat me like I'm insane because we're in the same boat, but *honestly.* Step it up, Zodiac! Get better ideas!

[Yuu is most definitely not above biting the hand that pays feeds them.]

[corpserun]

i mean depending on what you've got going on people might think you're insane anyways
idk about this """other world""" shit everyone is talking about but i imagine there has to be at least one person from somewhere that just sounds like utter nonsense
otherwise that would be boring as hell

[this is real life, idia,]

wonder if zodiac would let us modify the app and add new features.......