text; un: moiragetes

[corpserun]

WHO: Idia & you!
WHERE: The network
WHEN: Early March
WHAT: Iiiiit's time to make a grand debut.
WARNINGS: it's only downhill from here

wooooowwww
i gotta say when a new app got downloaded on basically everything i own i was expecting something more then just some lame social media thing
it's almost embarrassing that you'd find a way to make unremovable apps just so you can try to make people talk to each other
couldn't have made something more interesting or complicated, huh?
tho i guess anything will make money if you put annoying ads on it and throw some sponsored posts around so why not go for the easy route

anyways
gl to everyone who has to deal with this too, i guess

Comments

UN: SUZUME

[suzume_odori]

What's a sponsored?

:0

[corpserun]

are you an idiot?

[suzume_odori]

?

[There's a bit of a pause before she gets the word read by the text to speech.]

That's a mean word >:[

Mrs. Hailey said that's a word you're not supposed to say >:[

UN: big_iron

[big_iron]

Joke's on them, I don't do promoting for free. So they ain't getting a damn thing outta me.

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

two things:

1. fuck Zodiac

2. Suzume is a kid, like an actual child, and she ain't the only one so like. that's a thing

[corpserun]

mrs. hailey has no dominion over me
so i don't have to listen to whatever she's telling you
you'll understand that authority doesn't mean anything when you're older~

[corpserun]

what's the likelihood of them actually paying people for things i wonder
i'm not cut out for it but i wonder if someone's gonna try to be a libra influencer
not that there seems to be a lot of us to influence compared to the rest of the world out there lololol

[corpserun]

oh
it's you
weeeeeeeird

[just completely ignores everything in this message because it's clearly irrelevant]

[drewthetower]

[Oh that's where he recognizes this username from.]

like everything about this fucking app isn't fucking weird, dumbass. at least no one here's gonna take your shit

un: hierophantcherry

[kokaiwanai]

[So, you know, Kakyoin could respond to the actual post with something relevant.

Or.

He could just.

Send this.]

[big_iron]

Mmm, I'd guess it'd be a moot point if they ain't got some supernatural shit goin' on, so wouldn't do much...

Maybe a shill for their company in general? Couldn't be me, I got some values. [That's a lie, he can be bought for the right price.]

1/2

[corpserun]

[He gets this! in response!]

2/2

[corpserun]

[Immediately followed by:]

dude
what the hell

[corpserun]

yeah yeah this whole spooky app is bullshit
doesn't mean i was expecting to find the guy who reads fortunes and tailors suits to be on here
is it good for business to use the same un over here??

[drewthetower]

dude suits are the one thing I don't fucking do

[Not even gonna correct him on the first part, this guy does not care.]

says the guy who is ALSO using the same un. at least I get paid to be boring

[corpserun]

shilling for zodiac?
guess they probably need more pr if nobody knows who they are
and i imagine anyone with at least two braincells knows anyone doing shit like this is sus as fuck

can't be me either tho
i already have way too much work to do to help out a shitty company that can't even have useful tech support

[kokaiwanai]

I could ask you the same thing!

Also lay off Suzume she's like 5

[big_iron]

They're a huge-ass company despite the whatever the fuck this app shit is. So of course they gotta shill to the common denominator to buy it or at least leave 'em alone.

Damn, IT work? Don't envy that shit in the slightest and glad I work for myself at this point.

[corpserun]

all clothes you need to get tailored are just the same shit in the end
still don't know why i had to get better clothes but oh well~

my un isn't tied to my real identity, dipshit
you're like the only one who may have seen me in person and do you even remember my name?doubt it!!
because why would you

[corpserun]

ugh, fine

idk idk
this app just showed up on my phone today
don't know why today of all days?
but it's what it's
didn't realize there was a supernatural support squad or whatever the fuck
might've been helpful ages ago lololol

1/2

[kokaiwanai]

Yeah idk it just kind of showed up on my phone back in January????

[kokaiwanai]

Wait

WAIT WAIT WAIT THIS MEANS WE'RE BOTH IN KAISOU

*I could hypothetically hassle you irl now*

[drewthetower]

bitch I have receipts. do you really want me to use your real name?

[corpserun]

do it coward
how many people will even believe you?
everyone will look at the trash i'm posting and go naaahhh
no way
no way moiragetes is THAT guy

[There's not really a lot on the internet about "Idia Shroud" beyond his position within Styx Enterprises, as god Idia intended.

And who the fuck would think this asshole is Assistant Director?]

[corpserun]

the bigger the company the bigger a slave to capitalism they make everyone else

something like that
keeps me veeeeeerryyyy busy
good thing i can multitask so i can see what's going on here