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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-02-28 10:58 pm
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[Network Post] March into March!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.

But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.

Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.

Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Mayfield Cafe! Come for the Sea-Salt Ice Cream, Stay for the Hedgehog Croquet!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]
reallysucks: (well that's kinda concerning)

UN: LOCKANDKEY

[personal profile] reallysucks 2022-03-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Slow on the uptake aren't they?
kokaiwanai: (πŸ’ 07)

un: hierophantcherry

[personal profile] kokaiwanai 2022-03-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, really? I TOTALLY DIDN'T NOTICE MY HAIR TURNING RED TWO MONTHS AGO

I think you're all a bit late figuring this out, Zodiac!


[No, it does no good, but it makes him feel better]
suzi_q: (Suzi 6)

UN: Passerotta

[personal profile] suzi_q 2022-03-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is there a switch to turn off seeing these new things???? I'm good going back to not seeing them, thank you!!!!
Edited 2022-03-01 05:08 (UTC)
hexposition: (β˜†βŒ’*. 6)

un: bewitching;

[personal profile] hexposition 2022-03-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Um... what is this app? Why can't I get it off my phone?

And why did it bypass all of my do not disturb settings? I hope this didn't wake Grandmother. I'll never hear the end of it if it did...
higanbana: (risannoyed)

un: spiderlily;

[personal profile] higanbana 2022-03-01 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
NO INDICATION THAT THESE SIDE EFFECTS ARE SERIOUS?!

I'M HALF FUCKING B L I N D YOU MISERABLE FUCKS YOU ARE S O LUCKY IT'S LATE AND I'M NOT WILLING TO TRY TO FIGHT THE STAIRWELL RIGHT NOW
Edited 2022-03-01 05:10 (UTC)
thaumewturge: (Are You Sure About That?)

video | un: fashonti

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-03-01 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Just. Just this face.]

You know, I believe there are members of government who are more useful that this lot.
big_iron: (2432235)

UN: big_iron

[personal profile] big_iron 2022-03-01 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
k
motiv8: (βš”οΈ 31)

un: rschwarzer;

[personal profile] motiv8 2022-03-01 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yes... good and open communication. Which is precisely why you're pretending everything is under control when you openly have no idea what's going on, right?
areyuuserious: (disgusting.)

un: reallyfarflung

[personal profile] areyuuserious 2022-03-01 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, wow, these people make the guy who runs NRC look something vaguely resembling competent.
higanbana: (siiiigh)

text, un: spiderlily;

[personal profile] higanbana 2022-03-01 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Ris cannot be expected to be on camera right now. She can't shitpost with all of this hate.]

i was gonna say idk i think they're about equal but then i remembered you're a furry and your idea of government is probably pretty different from mine
wilder: (who let Professor Sage cook?)

UN: ZW🌹

[personal profile] wilder 2022-03-01 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
They just had to bring up Horse didn't they.
hexposition: (β˜†βŒ’*. 6)

un: bewitching;

[personal profile] hexposition 2022-03-01 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
If you find or hear of one, please let me know! I can't have something like this going off whenever it pleases... Goddesses forbid it happen in school!
chatterboxing: (unimpressed πŸ…£)

un: Litania

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-03-01 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
the hell are you thanking me for when 1) i'm not the one that decided to install it, and 2) you're forcing me to respond to this thing in order to do LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ON MY PHONE

also what the hell is this about a horse

ALSO also what the HELL is this about EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS POST
motiv8: (βš”οΈ 32)

un: rschwarzer;

[personal profile] motiv8 2022-03-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

You ever get the feeling they're mocking us?
thaumewturge: (Say What)

video (honestly she's too lazy for text)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-03-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever a furry is, I am not it and I highly doubt "useless bureaucracy", "corrupt oligarchy", and "even more corrupt theocracy" are unique to Hydaelyn.

[Granted the "pirate city-state", "empire designed to fail within a generation", and everything that is Radz-at-Han? Yeah okay.]
Edited 2022-03-01 05:17 (UTC)
fiddlestick: (elliot203)

un: ecraig

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2022-03-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
So these are the Zodiac guys everyone kept mentioning?

[Wow.

We're screwed!]
higanbana: (REDrissmile)

un: spiderlily

[personal profile] higanbana 2022-03-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
welcome to hell!

[#helping]
suzi_q: (pic#14383097)

[personal profile] suzi_q 2022-03-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no! There's children that are hit by this, too???? I thought mine was bad, but at least I'm not trying to learn around all of it.
nonmagical: bugresources on tumblr (encanto_31589)

Un: Mariposa

[personal profile] nonmagical 2022-03-01 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
That’s really all you got for us? Just a horse that managed to go home and a question about luck?
Edited 2022-03-01 05:19 (UTC)
higanbana: (REDrissrsly)

text

[personal profile] higanbana 2022-03-01 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i'm not gonna explain that to you, we tried to do that last month and i'm pretty sure the gates to hell briefly opened and NO THANKS

i mostly meant you got those wiggly kitty ears. which means you aren't from this world.
areyuuserious: (dude c'mon)

un: reallyfarflung

[personal profile] areyuuserious 2022-03-01 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just a bit.

Makes me wonder how anything actually gets done.
wilder: (yeeeah stop talking Lloyd)

[personal profile] wilder 2022-03-01 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
On every day that ends in y, yeah.

Don't get any hopes up about them resolving this mess.
thaumewturge: (Offended)

[personal profile] thaumewturge 2022-03-01 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[The unamused teacher face is strong right now.]

Please do not refer to my ears like that. They are my ears. And no, I am not. I still fail to see what that has to do with our ideas of government.
areyuuserious: (disgusting.)

un: reallyfarflung; video

[personal profile] areyuuserious 2022-03-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, without a doubt.
drewthetower: (Default)

un: blackbirdtarot

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-03-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I mean did you really expect them to be useful

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