[Network Post] March into March!

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Just a few quick words today! First of all, we'd like to extend a congratulations to Horse! While Zodiac is looking into ways to return everyone to their homes, Horse took the initiative and found a way on her own! She truly showed that a can-do attitude truly is all you need to overcome barriers! We're proud of you, Horse, you're an inspiration to all of us, and we wish you the best wherever you may be.

But for the rest of you, don't worry! Zodiac is still here to monitor the situation and support you where it's needed. As we mentioned before, everyone on this app is experiencing unusual spirit readings. We've also found that this may cause some side effects such as a change in hair or eye color, new unusual body parts, new abilities and minor memory problems. So far there's no indication that these side effects are serious, so try not to worry about it! We promise to continue to keep you informed, as Zodiac values good and open communication.

Also, thank you for all your specimen donations last month! They will help in our understanding of how to utilize the Spirit Realm for the benefit of humanity.

Now, let's end things off with an icebreaker question!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

UN: ZW🌹

[wilder]

They just had to bring up Horse didn't they.

un: rschwarzer;

[motiv8]

Of course.

You ever get the feeling they're mocking us?

[wilder]

On every day that ends in y, yeah.

Don't get any hopes up about them resolving this mess.

[motiv8]

No worries there. How could they possibly resolve anything when they obviously don't have any idea what's going on?

[wilder]

Well I mean, you'd be surprised how much total morons can achieve sometimes.

But yeah I don't think that's gonna be one of those times.

[motiv8]

Yeah, no. If these guys manage any breakthroughs I'm attributing it to dumb luck.

[wilder]

Yeah, I think you can count on us all being here awhile.

un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

wanna bet on how long Horse is gonna haunt us?

[wilder]

Please no. I'd rather banish that equine from my memories.

un: GoldenGuard

[cardinalrule]

A can-do attitude? I suppose the rest of us just need to work harder.

[He is so, so salty about this, but that's exactly what he's going to do.]

[wilder]

[ohhh boy]

Yeah, that's probably what they're trying to gourd us to do. "Solve this problem so we don't have to"!

[cardinalrule]

I'd say they need to work harder at winning people over, but if we don't have any other options to get home I suppose they don't need to bother.

[wilder]

Yeah, I don't think they're going to be rushing this one. Especially when they got a nice little system of us helping them out with various jobs - Why would they?