SeeD 7 - The Jigsaw Blown Apart

[doubledollar]

WHO: Libra, Wolfwood, Vash, + anyone who might visit the cottage, + people on Libra.
WHERE: Libra App, as well as Persephone's Cottage.
WHEN: Early June
WHAT: Wolfwood comes home with some socks. Apparently, there was a ghost haunting them. Now there's a ghost haunting the cottage.
WARNINGS: Chaos, probably.

01 >Action, - A ghost in the walls (for anyone who might come visit the cottage)

[ He's still getting used to his new arm. it's taking a lot of extra practice, what with how it doesn't move like it's part of his body like the old one was. But it's so good to have a second hand again, even one that he has to manipulate a little with his good hand that he hardly cares.

So here he is. In the kitchen. Minding his own business, cutting up carrots for stew that he, Libra, Wolfwood, and any wayward visitors are going to have for dinner tonight. Cooked in a wrought-iron pot over live flame--when a jar of peanut butter he'd recently bought flies off a shelf, and almost hits him. Directly in the head.
Fortunately, his reflexes are still intact, and it narrowly misses him, by an eyelash--the fortunately-plastic jar tumbling down to the floor...

And he shoots his roommates an almost accusatory look. Wolfwood, who is over at said cupboard, who was SUPPOSED to be getting flour ready for some fresh baked bread. ]

--I know you're mad because of the tail thing but can you not throw groceries at me, Sheesh.

Libra, can you believe this guy. [ he turns his head to look at his other roommate, who had been cutting potatoes, only just in time to see ... three of said potatoes floating in front of the other priest. ]

...Whoa okay, hold up. What's that.

02, Text, - okay so nobody panic but (ota, network post)


text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE


ok so before anyone says it i KNOW i live with two priests but neither of them have the apparent skill or training to deal with this sort of thing

i think my house is haunted and

nope
hold on wait just a second

[ there's a pause because he has to go stop the ghost from throwing his gun into the river ]

ok so anyway uh ghosts are real or at least i think this means ghosts are real oh my god how do you make it stop

Comments

un: Shroud | voice

[whiteshroud]

[Well. That's a development.

Jun will respond using that void modulator from his shroud. So hey Vash, it's a voice you haven't heard since everything went down in April]

When did the ghost appear?

[doubledollar]

[ oh hey its this guy who he might take a year to realise its jun whats up dude how's life been mr shroud ]

HEY you! You.
been a while!!!! anyway not important right now

um
sometime this afternoon? im not sure exactly when, it could have been earlier
we were preparing to cook dinner and all of a sudden stuff in my house started just floating or being tossed across the room or out the windows

text; un: Yuki

[beathollow]

The last time I met a ghost, she had wanted help with something. Is it like that, maybe?

[doubledollar]

i would have absolutely let them help make dinner if thats what they wanted!!!!! but they just started tossing stuff around...

text; un: ndwolfwood

[asipofbride]

it's throwing shit at my wet dog and they keep bouncing stuff between them

hell does that mean

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

yeah ghosts are real. i deal with them all the time \(￣︶￣*\)

[ Seems like he's genuinely panicking though..... ]

though have they spoken to you at all? there's usually a reason behind why they're haunting you

[doubledollar]

i hope your ghosts are NICER miss lapis because dang this one just keeps trying to throw my stuff outside

they havent talked no theres been some laughing but mostly just
suddenly without warning, stuff will start floating or get thrown around
even after like, a whole hour of nothing just suddenly
whole jar of raspberry jelly, out the window...

text; un: ndwolfwood

[asipofbride]

for the LAST TIME, ASSHOLE

YOUR WOLFWOOD WAS A PRIEST

IM AN UNDERTAKER

WHEN DO YOU THINK YOUR SHITHEAD BROTHER WOULDVE HAD THEM TEACH ME EXORCISM CATECHISM OR WHATEVER THE WORD IS

[doubledollar]

LISTEN ITS NOT OUTSIDE THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY

YOU WERE AN ACTUAL PRIEST IN MY TIMELINE?? LIKE YOU CARRIED AROUND A MINI CHURCH
TO DO CONFESSIONALS FOR PEOPLE ON-THE-GO FOR money wait was that actually a scam maybe you arent a priest at all

text, un: devilhunter

[advivo]

okay who touched the old and clearly haunted objected???
was it nick? did nick do this??

text; un: ndwolfwood

[asipofbride]

the only thing i touched was a bag of socks and some shitty scroll that talked a lot about animals!!

[doubledollar]

i dont know if it WAS nico he just brought home some socks
but like
im gonna blame it on him anyway
its his fault
his

text; un: floresdemayo

[senorita_perfecta]

Is there anything I can do to help with the ghost situation? The last time I had encountered a ghost, she ended up being smitten towards a friend of mine while we’re investigating strange happenings in the house she was in.

[doubledollar]

id not mind if this ghost was like!!!! nice or lovey or like
had a GOAL in mind hes just throwing around apples in the kitchenette now

im not sure if you can help but if you can tell a ghost to STOP

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

get a bigger ghost?

[advivo]

auggie
aUGGIE

[asipofbride]

does it really work that way

[doubledollar]

like a cat to catch the mouse

does that work
where do i get a bigger ghost

[ just like dante said... ]

un: tsubaki

[kanka]

Hm, was this a previous resident or a newcomer? Likewise, what does it seem to constantly be throwing?

[HELLO HI RESIDENT HOST TO SUPERNATURAL SHIT, HERE. Ayato knows both poltergeists and cheeky ghost friends pretty well.]

[doubledollar]

if it was a previous resident he sure isnt talking about it
wish he would
id help him figure out some stuff

and idk anything thats small enough to huck around
food from the pantry, shoes, my gun, my hat

baskets of apples just
straight out the window...

[ hi stranger nice to meet u pls help ]

Text; un: Seeingtheworld

[schoolingfish]

oh! alberto and i have one of those in our apartment! he moves stuff around and sometimes possesses our furby!

i named the ghost giuseppe. alberto's creeped out by him, but i think it's fun having him around

have you tried making friends with him?

[doubledollar]

Oh are you friends with Alberto??? me too
i had no idea he had one living at his place?? then again the last time i saw him we were fishing, so not much talk about ghosts there

that is a fantastic name but im gonna be real with you
i have no idea how to befriend a ghost who keeps throwing my clothes into the river...

text; un: Lightwings

[sundered_wings]

[Look, Vash, if magic is real then ghosts also being real isn't that big of a stretch!]

what. uh.

does it like

WANT anything??

or is it just ****ing with you idk

[doubledollar]

[ listen he had an argument about dinosaurs not being real with someone who got attacked by dinosaurs, his world is full of mysteries he doesnt understand and hes STRESSED ]

i don't knoooow he's just laughing and tossing my favorite things around like they're toys

and like
i really dont need half my stuff thrown into the garden outside...

[ BATTLE ROYAL shroud + demons VS. poltergeist armed with household supplies ]

[doubledollar]

[ listen there's nothing like having called not one, but THREE people to your house to deal with a ghost who's just incessantly throwing all your HARD EARNED BELONGINGS around a garden you dont realise is blessed and protected by an ACTUAL, FOR REAL GODDESS OF THE UNDERWORLD, but here they are.

Vash is settled behind the house, with Libra and Wolfwood sort of trying to catch a few of the stray thrown things around as Dante, Shroud, and August arrive--

just in time for August to almost get beaned in the head with a jar of preserved strawberry jam. ]

I don't know what you guys' plan is, but please try not to break anything ! ! !

This house is like, the most important thing in my life, you know??

[whiteshroud]

[Jun is here in his shroud uniform to obscure his identity. Though unfortunately the uniform does nothing to obscure the fact that he's a good deal shorter than most of the people here.

Oh well.

He glances and winced a little at August getting a jar thrown at him. But right, the mission! ]

We don't plan to break anything.

If Dante can weaken it, I should be able to purify it so it'll go away.

Text; un Libra

[monklookslikealady]

I apologize for my lack of training in this area... The Church of Naga doesn't normally deal with spirits or ghosts...

I can get rid of it if it decides to solidify... My axe is only good for solid creatures.

[doubledollar]

its not like i know much about religion so i cant even say it's weird that you dont know how, given nico has had actual training just

forgot
i guess
i dont know

at least you have the excuse of being a priest from a different religion,...

text; un: signorvespa

[prontissimo]

just be friends with it.
we've got a ghost. sometimes he makes the rules. which can be annoying yeah. but he's a ghost so you know we just 😬
Deal With It.

[doubledollar]

be friends with it isnt AWFUL advice, bud
problem is, he keeps throwing everything i own outside and even out into the river out back
not to mention it wont even talk to us
id love to know the rules!!!

you having to live and deal with it...

what a pain in the neck...