SeeD 7 - The Jigsaw Blown Apart

[doubledollar]

WHO: Libra, Wolfwood, Vash, + anyone who might visit the cottage, + people on Libra.
WHERE: Libra App, as well as Persephone's Cottage.
WHEN: Early June
WHAT: Wolfwood comes home with some socks. Apparently, there was a ghost haunting them. Now there's a ghost haunting the cottage.
WARNINGS: Chaos, probably.

01 >Action, - A ghost in the walls (for anyone who might come visit the cottage)

[ He's still getting used to his new arm. it's taking a lot of extra practice, what with how it doesn't move like it's part of his body like the old one was. But it's so good to have a second hand again, even one that he has to manipulate a little with his good hand that he hardly cares.

So here he is. In the kitchen. Minding his own business, cutting up carrots for stew that he, Libra, Wolfwood, and any wayward visitors are going to have for dinner tonight. Cooked in a wrought-iron pot over live flame--when a jar of peanut butter he'd recently bought flies off a shelf, and almost hits him. Directly in the head.
Fortunately, his reflexes are still intact, and it narrowly misses him, by an eyelash--the fortunately-plastic jar tumbling down to the floor...

And he shoots his roommates an almost accusatory look. Wolfwood, who is over at said cupboard, who was SUPPOSED to be getting flour ready for some fresh baked bread. ]

--I know you're mad because of the tail thing but can you not throw groceries at me, Sheesh.

Libra, can you believe this guy. [ he turns his head to look at his other roommate, who had been cutting potatoes, only just in time to see ... three of said potatoes floating in front of the other priest. ]

...Whoa okay, hold up. What's that.

02, Text, - okay so nobody panic but (ota, network post)


text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE


ok so before anyone says it i KNOW i live with two priests but neither of them have the apparent skill or training to deal with this sort of thing

i think my house is haunted and

nope
hold on wait just a second

[ there's a pause because he has to go stop the ghost from throwing his gun into the river ]

ok so anyway uh ghosts are real or at least i think this means ghosts are real oh my god how do you make it stop

Comments

[drewthetower]

foot fetish ghost????

anyway ask Dante? or me? or Nox? probably don't wanna ask Vittore though

[asipofbride]

yeah it's apparently haunting socks so
has a thing for feet

anyway i only know one fourth of that list and i'll ask you not to say shit to him because he won't let me live it down thank you in advance

[drewthetower]

hi you know one half of that list, name's August

also too late

[asipofbride]

pleasure to meet you under such odd circumstances, devil boy

motherfuckery

[drewthetower]

have fun?

[asipofbride]

havin a goddamn barrel of laughs as we speak

[advivo]

say what to who nick?

[asipofbride]

nothing to nobody why do you ask

[doubledollar]

did you get so drunk you forgot dante was a demon

[asipofbride]

whatever is in the house whining about peanut butter and all the noise is very goddamn distracting so sue me

[advivo]

i'm hurt

[asipofbride]

youll fucking heal ive seen it

[advivo]

emotionally hurt nick

[asipofbride]

oh come on dont throw that one at me im bad at that one

[advivo]

too late
feelings hurt
how could you do this to me :(

[asipofbride]

i didn't meant to i'm sorry there's a lot going on right now!!

PRIVATE

[whiteshroud]

Those two live on holy grounds, August.

Whoever gets sent, I'm accompanying to make sure nothing gets desecrated.

PRIVATE

[drewthetower]

Wait. They live on holy ground and they still got haunted?

PRIVATE

[whiteshroud]

Apparently. I'm guessing the spirit is bound to the socks rather than the grounds for now.

It's Persephone's garden. That Persephone.

PRIVATE

[drewthetower]

What the fu--how the hell do we have a fucking Greek goddess's garden in fucking Kaisou?

PRIVATE

[whiteshroud]

It showed up while her son Zagreus was here.

He's returned to the Underworld, so I was tending to it since he was a friend. But it was proving to be more work than I could take on at the time, and Vash needed a place to stay, so we made an arrangement for him to live there.

Except...I didn't explain to him that Persephone was a goddess. He has some hang-ups about religion, so I thought it'd be easier on everyone if I left out that detail.

PRIVATE

[drewthetower]

Yeah, I won't say anything. I may be tagging along with Dante to infuse his guns with demonic energy or at least trying to, see if that will do something.

[August sees nothing wrong with not telling a guy with religious hangups that he's living on holy ground. Like. Why would you stress a guy out like that?]

PRIVATE

[whiteshroud]

[INFUSE HIS GUNS...]

Can't you infuse a melee weapon instead???

Shooting demon bullets in a GOD'S garden seems like a great way to get humanity damned AGAIN.

PRIVATE

[drewthetower]

There's more damnation where the first came from?!

[Honestly.]

I'll suggest a melee weapon or something when I meet up with him. In my defense I didn't know it was a goddess's garden.

PRIVATE

[whiteshroud]

She's the Queen of the Underworld. If anyone could get creative about how to damn people more, it's her.

Alright. I'll meet you guys there.