SeeD 7 - The Jigsaw Blown Apart

[doubledollar]

WHO: Libra, Wolfwood, Vash, + anyone who might visit the cottage, + people on Libra.
WHERE: Libra App, as well as Persephone's Cottage.
WHEN: Early June
WHAT: Wolfwood comes home with some socks. Apparently, there was a ghost haunting them. Now there's a ghost haunting the cottage.
WARNINGS: Chaos, probably.

01 >Action, - A ghost in the walls (for anyone who might come visit the cottage)

[ He's still getting used to his new arm. it's taking a lot of extra practice, what with how it doesn't move like it's part of his body like the old one was. But it's so good to have a second hand again, even one that he has to manipulate a little with his good hand that he hardly cares.

So here he is. In the kitchen. Minding his own business, cutting up carrots for stew that he, Libra, Wolfwood, and any wayward visitors are going to have for dinner tonight. Cooked in a wrought-iron pot over live flame--when a jar of peanut butter he'd recently bought flies off a shelf, and almost hits him. Directly in the head.
Fortunately, his reflexes are still intact, and it narrowly misses him, by an eyelash--the fortunately-plastic jar tumbling down to the floor...

And he shoots his roommates an almost accusatory look. Wolfwood, who is over at said cupboard, who was SUPPOSED to be getting flour ready for some fresh baked bread. ]

--I know you're mad because of the tail thing but can you not throw groceries at me, Sheesh.

Libra, can you believe this guy. [ he turns his head to look at his other roommate, who had been cutting potatoes, only just in time to see ... three of said potatoes floating in front of the other priest. ]

...Whoa okay, hold up. What's that.

02, Text, - okay so nobody panic but (ota, network post)


text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE


ok so before anyone says it i KNOW i live with two priests but neither of them have the apparent skill or training to deal with this sort of thing

i think my house is haunted and

nope
hold on wait just a second

[ there's a pause because he has to go stop the ghost from throwing his gun into the river ]

ok so anyway uh ghosts are real or at least i think this means ghosts are real oh my god how do you make it stop

Comments

text; un: ndwolfwood

[asipofbride]

the only thing i touched was a bag of socks and some shitty scroll that talked a lot about animals!!

[advivo]

nick
how the hell did you get the cottage haunted by touching a bag of socks??
also did you read the scroll???

[asipofbride]

I DONT KNOW?? IM NOT SURE THAT'S THE CAUSE?? HOW WOULD SOCKS LEAD TO HAUNTING

also yeah it just talked about a lot of animals i dunno it didnt seem ghosty??
i'm hearin shit right now so it might've done something to my brain but that's probably separate of the cottage ghost

[advivo]

[ facepalm... nick, he adores you really but for the love of god. ]

hell if i know! ghosts can haunt whatever the hell they want??? maybe this one just really liked socks!
okay just
what exactly are you hearing?

[asipofbride]

i didn't want to bring the foot fetish ghost back to my house i just wanted free socks do you know how expensive those are back home

and uh
a lot of whining about peanut butter

[advivo]

seeing how you never wear them?? pretty expensive

vash and libra don't eat peanut butter right??

[asipofbride]

clothing costs a lot of plant energy especially colorful shit and people in this world just have them laying around for free who cares if they don't match

and uhh not really vash mostly got it as a treat for fritter

1/2

[advivo]

[ huh... ]

[advivo]

nick
clothing talk aside
i think you're hearing fritter talk...

[asipofbride]

uhh
big d
fritter's always talked?
he just says his name tho apparently it's a big thing for his little type of critter

[advivo]

no i mean
i know fritter says his name but like
put two and two together bud
fritter gets peanut butter as a treat and no one else really eats peanut butter
you read a scroll talking about animals and now you can hear someone whining about it
it's fritter

[asipofbride]

... there is no way the apple worm learned human speech from me reading a scroll
i may not be good at math but come on that just doesn't make sense
the ghost threw the peanut butter first thing
maybe it's the ghost being an asshole about not being able to eat

[advivo]

i'm not saying fritter learned human speech from you reading the scroll
i'm saying you learned how to understand fritter from reading the scroll

1/2

[asipofbride]

bullshit
that's bullshit
i can't even think of how to disprove that it's so off the wall

[asipofbride]

[ five minutes later]
gimme something to ask him and when he just says apple in apple in apple in like normal i'll report back to you and you'll owe me somethin for making me look like an asshole

[advivo]

uh
ask him who he likes the most out of you, vash, and me??

[asipofbride]

[ it's gonna take him like five minutes but he'll be back ]

he likes me best.
but he likes the sweet peanut butter brown thing you gave him.
he says more please.

i'm in hell.

[advivo]

HA I KNEW IT
I TOLD YOU
IT WAS FRITTER TALKING ABOUT PEANUT BUTTER
tell him i'll bring some more next time

[asipofbride]

yeah yeah you were right
i'm also getting a feeling off fritter and he's really freaked out
but saying you were gonna bring him that snack again perked him up
i'm losing my mind
my house is haunted and i can hear animals

[advivo]

you'll be fine nick
i'm heading over to help with the whole ghost problem
we can have some drinks after and blow off some steam

[asipofbride]

Brad is gonna be able to force conversation on me and you think i'm gonna be fine

[advivo]

you will be fine nick
you've got me and vash
if anyone can distract you from whatever the bird is saying it's us

[asipofbride]

you have no idea how annoying that bird can be
im gonna hold you to that
and also hold you accountable if i ever snap and go on a brad related gun spree

[advivo]

fair enough
i'll take reponsibility

[asipofbride]

responsibility does not mean take my gun away and hold it out of my reach by the by