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[whiteshroud]

WHO: Jun Nightroad
WHERE: Libra Network
WHEN: 3/12
WHAT: Asking for furniture.
WARNINGS: None probably

[So the last time he addressed the network were under much heavier circumstances...but he's sure not going to address those today! In fact, true to his word, he's going to act like none of it happened]

I'm going to be moving to a new apartment soon, and I was wondering if anyone on here had some furniture we could use that you'd like to get off your hands.

I'm afraid we don't have much in the way of money, but I'd be willing to do odd jobs if you want some kind of payment.

Thank you! Any help would be really appreciated.

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[whiteshroud]

Great, thank you so much!

So is there anything I can do for you in return?

[thavnairian]

no favors needed, taking it off my hands is a favor in itself
i'm pretty strong so it's not like moving it will be annoying
well maybe a little annoying but i don't have a car
just a bird
.... hm. maybe i can borrow raha's dragon to get it over there

[whiteshroud]

[ 💧 ]

That feels like a reckless idea.

What if I go to you and try teleporting it back?

[thavnairian]

it's a totally tame dragon don't worry.
.... though i guess technically... i'm a dragon...?
but i can't strap furniture to myself. it's way easier for me to do it to something else

actually if you can teleport it over that's probably easier

[whiteshroud]

Wait you're a what?
I thought you were a half-elf.

[thavnairian]

so did i.

the fae disagreed.

[whiteshroud]

Ah.

So you're one of those who pissed them off.

[thavnairian]

i got along with them so well last time!!!!!

but the ones in the portal were NASTY.

[whiteshroud]

I mean. They were kidnapping people last year too.

I think they were always nasty.

[thavnairian]

okay, point

[says the guy who got cursed the LAST time, too]

i miss the pixies from my universe
they'll still turn you into a bush if they like you too much, and the ones in the loch will drown you on purpose but
they're still somehow nicer

[whiteshroud]

[...]

Are you sure you don't have Stockholm Syndrome?

[thavnairian]

jun there are so many things wrong with me that i could pay for that therapist guy's retirement

[whiteshroud]

Oh you mean [He nearly types "Sorey" but corrects himself] Dr. Rosewood?

He seems like a nice person. I'm sure he's a good therapist, if you want someone to talk to.

[thavnairian]

[... This is such a completely genuine suggestion that he almost can't bear to turn Jun down out of hand. It at least gives him pause.]

i'll think about it

[IT'S NOT A NO]

[whiteshroud]

Please do. I think you'd like him if you spent time together. He even shared some of his stew with me once.

[Sorey is a good egg. Jun approved]

[thavnairian]

aw no don't tell me that

you KNOW i can't turn down free food

[whiteshroud]

[Oh he knows :)]

It was delicious. A miso beef stew. He said he got the recipe from his mother.

[thavnairian]

hingan food? seriously???

you play dirty

both of you

[Jun has surely heard of Amal's love of Japanese-adjacent cuisine that he got while "hiding from bad guys in Kugane".]

miso beef is so good........ uuuuggghhh

[whiteshroud]

Haha...

I'm sure he'd be willing to share the recipe if you asked.

[Oh he knows. He knows]