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[whiteshroud]

WHO: Jun Nightroad
WHERE: Libra Network
WHEN: 3/12
WHAT: Asking for furniture.
WARNINGS: None probably

[So the last time he addressed the network were under much heavier circumstances...but he's sure not going to address those today! In fact, true to his word, he's going to act like none of it happened]

I'm going to be moving to a new apartment soon, and I was wondering if anyone on here had some furniture we could use that you'd like to get off your hands.

I'm afraid we don't have much in the way of money, but I'd be willing to do odd jobs if you want some kind of payment.

Thank you! Any help would be really appreciated.

Comments

[whiteshroud]

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What the fuck am I even looking at?

[bebest]

A chair, duh. It's designer. Is it better if I take a picture from another angle?

[hotgoss has attached an image]

See? I had to outbid Charlize Theron for this, so you know it's special.

[Spoilers: it is not better from another angle.]

[whiteshroud]

Was it designed to be for a serial killer's living room...?

Gah, well you can call Charlize Theron up and tell them they can have it. It really wouldn't go with our decor.

[bebest]

I think it was for a director's living room? Burton maybe? I forget. I just didn't want Theron to get it because I'm hotter than her.

Which is why I can't contact her because she'll see this as me admitting she's the hot one and I'd rather die.

[whiteshroud]

[ . . . ]

Wait then, if you give me the chair, does that make me hotter than both of you?

[bebest]

HAH!!!

Don't be silly, no one's hotter than me.

But I will concede that you're hotter than Charlize Theron- how's that?

[Zulius you've never SEEN him.]

[whiteshroud]

Nuh uh. Whoever has the chair is the hottest person.

If you give it up, you're conceding your title of hottest person. As it is written.

1/2

[bebest]

Wh-

2/2

[bebest]

[Goddmanit, he's RIGHT.]

I guess I can keep it for visitors to sit in. If they pass a hotness test.

[whiteshroud]

That's a great idea! With your grand chair, you can be Kaisou's Arbiter of Hotness.

[drewthetower]

Jun if you need someone to check for curses lemme know because that is cursed af

[bebest]

Rude. It's not cursed, it's FASHION.

[drewthetower]

maybe for Vegas

which this is not

and Jun's apartment is not

and anything meant for Vegas OUTSIDE of Vegas is cursed af

[bebest]

Wow, I got this from LONDON.

[That does not actually detract from how cursed this fucking chair is.]

I just thought they might want some GLAM in their lives. I'm doing a NICE thing here.

[IS he?]

[drewthetower]

that's not glam that's just damned

[bebest]

It's a revenge buy against Charlize Theron, of course, it's a little damned. But that doesn't mean it isn't glam too.

[drewthetower]

[He absolutely does not believe a word Zulius says about Charlize Theron.]

no it's just damned. trust me

[bebest]

[Tragically it's the only true thing he's saying about the chair.]

I guess some people are entitled to wrong opinions. Tragic.

[whiteshroud]

Thanks August but I'm not sure either of us should risk getting close to that thing.

[drewthetower]

I can send Helena?

[whiteshroud]

Wouldn't that be animal cruelty?

[drewthetower]

I mean technically yeah

dammit

maybe we should send Nox

[whiteshroud]

Nox could work. And he's a straight guy, so maybe it'll be more his thing.

[Read: Jun has no idea what straight dudes are into]

[drewthetower]

[Yeah no August needs a moment to lose his shit.]

you got a point!

[whiteshroud]

[Look it looks like it's got lady legs so why not?? Jun has no clue]

Seems I convinced him to keep the chair to himself.

[Just doomed everyone else in a whole new way]