un: noxxed // text

[sassery]

WHO: Nox and everyone
WHERE: Network
WHEN: Early to mid-March
WHAT: Mid-month checkup, and a general fyi
WARNINGS: Swearing, bc Nox

ooookay since this whole shit is Bad with a capital B
someone wanna do a soundoff to just make sure weve all got our heads and limbs attached

p.s. message for everyone:
fuck the fae
thats it thats the message

and on that note im basically Fucking Unavailable(TM) for at least a week
possibly more
do me a favor and dont check up on me in person
text im fine with
just not in person pls this headache is killing me
i promise im fine i just want to die atm

[[PSA, he's not having a good time. Permissions post for Nox's ability to read emotions off people in a close proximity is over here!]

Comments

text | un: blackbirdtarot | private

[drewthetower]

give me one good reason why I shouldn't fly my ass over there and check up on you.

private forever thx

[sassery]

bc SOMEHOW i literally can feel emotions off ANYONE who comes close to me
jesus FUCK emotions are fucking LOUD
thanks i hate it
last thing i want is to like
read your shit when you dont expect it or want me to

[drewthetower]

oh fuck that

not that I care if you pick up on my shit but still fuck that

want me to send Julian with food?

[sassery]

feel free to im just
gonna be on the ground for the week im p sure
this fucking SUCKS

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

still alive somehow

you doing alright? i can come over and leave you a couple healing potions if you're in pain

[sassery]

good to hear tbh
rather thatd be the endgame with everyone else

uuuuuuuuugh so
im turning part dragon
been having that shit since a few months ago?
SOMEHOW i woke up today and now am regretting that choice
havent had a headache/migrane this bad since college with my hangovers

[fionnuisce]

can't promise it'll stay that way, but i'm counting on what i know of the fae to keep me out of worse trouble than necessary



well that's

unfortunate and unexpected

UN: hikari-vi | text

[whiteshroud]

I'm fine.

Do you want me to send show recommendations?

[sassery]

good
just be sure to be safe ok?
dont want anyone to get hurt if we can avoid it

anything you can give to pass the time ill take

[whiteshroud]

I will be.
I'm helping one of the POKEGO researchers with their work
But they just want to talk to the Seelie, nothing more.

Sure! Got a genre preference?

un: c-z; text

[bolledivita]

staying far away from the fae and unharmed over here

do you need anything other than distance

[sassery]

good to know
hope it stays that way but well see

nah tbh much as i want company any time someone crossed my window this morning i wanted to lay on the floor and fucking die
still kinda do
emotions are loud and i hate it

[bolledivita]

we'll see
i am trying to stay as far away from the fae as i can manage, though, so hopefully that helps

also i'm pretty sure august gave me enough wards to wallpaper this entire damn apartment and then some so that almost certainly helps

okay got it pester you over text then
more seriously though holy shit that sounds awful

text; un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

don't worry about me, i've got all my appendages

and some uh

new ones

[sassery]

appen

amal what the fuck are you okay

[SUDDEN CONCERN OVER A FRIEND RATHER THAN FOCUS ON WANTING TO PERISH FROM EMOTIONAL OVERLOAD? DON'T MIND IF HE DOES, THANKS.]

[thavnairian]

i'm not bleeding out if that's what you're asking

but i also spent two hours stuck in the bathroom this morning because i didn't have hands

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

[This is CLEARLY meant for Nox's friends, but Zulius just automatically assumes most things are about him so here we are.]

What happens when you get EXTRA limbs that you didn't have before?

Also is it fuck the fae or is it fuck the fae because that's a really important distinction I think we need to get down. Also-also, who are the fae? Is that like a band?

[sassery]

[Hilariously, Nox meant it for anyone. So Zulius gets to be shoved right along with everyone else.]

oh so a day that ends in y sounds like
i mean considering the whole monster bs going on here that doesnt surprise me
on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it?

ok lemme clear this up
i dont wanna actually fuck the fae thats a stupid idea
i meant "the fae suck and are horrible so fuck em"

fae = asshole fairies who have taken over the local park
they like cursing people and also causing problems on purpose
for "fun"

[bebest]

[This is both a good thing and a terrible thing.]

20! I was an absolutely fabulous human and now I'm an (admittedly STILL fabulous) centaur- but like, a ZEBRA one. I mean, I can make stripes go with anything and I can roll with the wardrobe changes but it's WAY harder to get into heels now.

[Priorities!]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay, THAT kind of fuck them. Got it.

I'm all for causing problems on purpose but cursing people sounds like it's taking it way too far. Like that sounds EXTRA.

text · un: vinviv

[mehjin]

hard agree

all my homies hate the fae

got all my everything but kinda wish i didnt

[sassery]

better be more than your homies at this rate

yeah i hear that
dragon stuff is fucking awful when it catches you suddenly
lets hope this calms down and quick

[mehjin]

itd better

i think the fairy botched whatev curse they wanted to give me so instead of the pain they promised im just itchy

all over

all the time

objectively i lucked out subjectively i feel like im going insane

un: shadowy; text

[areyuuserious]

All in one piece over here, Mr. Miller! Although, uh, I do have horns now?

Also please take care of yourself! :(

[sassery]

oh fuck
horns?
hell that sounds so annoying
you sure youre doing okay yuu?

i mean i plan on it
cant exactly go anywhere atm and dont wanna risk it
so home it is

[areyuuserious]

Yeah, I'm doing okay! The horns are *tiny.* I didn't even realize I had them until Rhel pointed them out to me. They haven't caused me any trouble, and I haven't felt anything really negative from whatever happened to me.

[If anything, the boost to their strength and endurance means they came out of it with a net positive.]

Yeah, that's fair. I hope you feel better soon!