UN: Zodiac | Season of love is here!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from blues to reds as January changes into February. While it's still winter, the deep and bitter cold leaves the city and leaves winter to be once again much more manageable. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. The alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]


Caster, Zero, Lillian, Patrizio, Yrael, Velvet, Ash, and Grusha have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ruggie, Denki, Amity, Aziraphale, Edward, and Mal has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Happy February everyone! We hope you've had a delightful start to the year - we know we have! Thanks to everyone that assisted with the Zodiac Race this year, it was an amazing honor wasn't it? And we'd like to give an extra big thank you and shout out to Moxxie, for going above and beyond in his efforts! We truly appreciate your generous contributions, may it be remembered forever. 💖

Speaking of contributions, we'd like to remind residents within the Zodiac apartment complex that while your residency is rent-free, it is not responsibility-free. As such, you are responsible for any property damage to the building that occurs either by your hand or any your guests, and you will be required to cover the cost of repairs. Please remember this the next time you feel a temptation to take out a wall.

Related to that prior point, we apologize for any discomfort with the heating that you've been experiencing. Unfortunately we're struggling to keep the building's heat in due to a couple individuals blowing out a wall. Thank you for your understanding.

Finally, we've understand there's been concerns raised about the presence of Black Order members on the Libra App. We want to assure you that their presence here was cleared through the proper channels, and that they are here to assist with the unusual situation we've found ourselves in. And while we cannot comment on the veracity of the rumor that they require humanoid flesh for sustenance, we can say we've been reassured that any Black Order members that consumes an app user will be investigated for improper conduct and be required to attend conflict-management training. We hope this helps puts minds at ease.

That's all for today! Now let's end off with our ever-popular icebreaker question!



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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Denki, Aziraphale, and Edward will be around the city with no memories of the app. Meanwhile Ruggie, Amity, and Mal will be nowhere to be found.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

Comments

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Fantastic, I can't wait to see how mythical immortality fruit screws us over. I can't believe I'm more worried about Zodiac than the shady organization employing cannibals, but apparently that's where my life's ended up today.

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

Yeah....

What do you think would happen if a cannibal ate someone who ate the immortality fruit?

[escardos]

maybe they should do background checks? i wonder if i can send in an application...

voice | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

Is it so surprising? My own dear friend used to keep a cannibal in his employ and was still highly regarded, and the Black Order's cannibal seems far more well-mannered.

[Nito, that's... probably the opposite of comforting information...]

un: flathia ; text

[escardos]

do you think it's vegan to be a cannibal?

also i've never had a crush 🤔 but i like chocolate so i can't wait for valentines day!

[psychonductor]

y'know i'd wager its the *most* vegan option. that way you're not eating animals or their food

Re: un: flathia ; text

[dawnsdarkness]

but aren't people kind of animals too?

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

do you think at this point they're like

even trying

or are they just sitting at their desks going "what sounds stupid? write that down!"

[fionnuisce]

This kind of advanced gleeful idiocy only comes with complete ignorance of how stupid one sounds.

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

It's how I write fanfics sometimes, so maybe.

voice; un: shadeshift

[sunforging]

...Most've the people I've liked have had white hair, now that I go thinkin' about it. Wonder if that's sayin' somethin' about me.

[dawnsdarkness]

do you mean like 'going gray' white hair or 'magic' white hair or both

un: velvet | text

[gotbadblood]

Jeez, you're all acting like you've never met someone whose eaten people before.

And I don't need it for sustenance. It's more of a personal choice.

[Velvet how is this helping anything]

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

you'd think with how batshit this place is there'd be another cannibal or three already

text | un: paintedfox

[stripartist]

Does it count as a crush if you are dating them? Either way, he is tall and handsome and incredibly sweet. I could fill a sketchbook with him, if I tried.

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[This is kind of adorable.]

I think you're allowed to still have a crush on someone if you're dating them. It just turns into a mutual crush instead.

text | un: subzer0

[subzeroshredder]

man...posting my photo and name like that? so uncool...

[But y'know. Enough embarassment. Onto business.]

let me get this straight:
1. some of us came here from other worlds
2. we're all connected by this app that can't be deleted
3. somebody exploded a peach
4. somebody sold a peach
5. one of these is worse than the other
6. the black order is keeping an eye on us, and employs cannibals

...is there anything I'm missing?

un: shadowy; text

[areyuuserious]

I think that about covers everything vital, yeah.

Aside from maybe like the fact that Zodiac really needs to work on their PR...

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[Laugh it up, Zodiac. He's gonna figure out how to stop you using that peach B|

But for now, he'll play ignorant. This isn't his first treason rodeo. You don't give away your plans at the start.]

I SAID I was sorry. If anyone's having problems with the cold, please let me know. I'll help how I can.

Sure the conflict management training will help a LOT.

[And now the salt is out of the way...]

Wait. Crushes? Heart pictures? Do you guys celebrate The Day of Hearts here too? That's pretty solidly a Corona Thing...like, literally in our history books, so is it like an offshoot or something?

text | un; Deja Boo

[schrodingersghost]

They're making you pay for the repairs? Are you guys going to be okay?

text; un: fern

[laminae]

geez way to dig the knife in
it was only a wall!
and i guess our whole apartment
but it's not like anyone died

also why would someone need conflict management training for eating whatever
is that a human rule?
i get not eating your bros i guess since i haven't seen anyone like Meat Man around but what about your enemies?

and my crush isn't a crush anymore he's my boyfriend
Varian
he's the best person in the whole multiverse no joke
probably the smartest too
and if anyone even thinks about messing with him they're gonna have to go through me

text | un; Deja Boo

[schrodingersghost]

I'm fairly certain that conflict management doesn't usually apply to cannibalism. I only hope that was a joke.

Are you guys doing okay after everything?

text | un; Deja Boo

[schrodingersghost]

At this point I'm fairly confident in saying that everything to do with the peaches was a bad idea. Everything.

[If anything this was an understatement. Danny had yet to discover just how much the peaches had screwed him over.]

...But I'll admit the race was kind of fun. Even if I never want to see that rooster again.

UN: hikari-vi

[fiddlestick]

Haha...did something go bad with the rooster?

Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine

[onebadapple]

Is it strange if you don't have any crushes? [Admittedly, she's been VERY preoccupied with her home life to actually consider dating.]

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

Nah, not at all. Crushes are normal, but not getting a crush is perfectly normal too.

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[Oh yeah, he almost forgot it was V-day soon]

I got a question: what kind of special treats would you recommend for this holiday? Preferably things that a student budget could afford.

UN: Takamaki

[femmecatale]

Well, the traditional gift is chocolate.

Chocolate or flowers, really.

[dawnsdarkness]

ummmmmm i think memory-me had a crush or two but tbh not sure how much that counts

[lancernexttime]

Memory-me?

What exactly does that mean?

Text; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

Ugh, do they have to remind everyone of that?

[psychonductor]

how's that praying to satan going buddy

voice, un: eve

[playtag]

[That is a lot of information that Eve is tucking away from later. Meanwhile:]

"Your crush...?"

With or without a hammer?

[escardos]

why not both?

voice; un: 000000

[scryption]

[In a low tone:]

So much for anonymity.

... Did someone give Zodiac something important?

[She arrived at the tail end of Peachgate and all of that.]

voice; un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

Yeah, Moxxie sold them a peach of immortality.

un: c-z; text

[bolledivita]

people smarter than me seems to be the trend with my crushes, i've found

not that i have one at the moment, but. you know

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[-- This pings his interest]

Do you often find people being smarter than you?

Text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

No.