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[aspectsofblood]

WHO: Zagreus
WHERE: Network
WHEN: Late January
WHAT: Zagreus sort of tried to garden on his own. He does not have his mother's natural talent
WARNINGS: Dumb gods being dumb???

[Video clicks on to Zagreus, who... seems to be sitting on the ground, with a number of beautiful, gloriously blooming plants behind him. His expression, to put it mildly, is puzzled.]

Does anyone on here know how to take care of plants? I... sort of started trying and then quickly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing.

[Seriously what do plants need?? Can they eat food? Do they just need company?????]

Comments

[laminae]

oh yeah, probably not
you need roots not tastebuds
uh well if you aren't sure i can taste it for you? give you some constructive feedback on your dirt-making skills

[aspectsofblood]

That would work, I suppose. I'll, uh-- try to get some of the basics down first, and then let you know?

[laminae]

sure dude
message me anytime

[aspectsofblood]

Sounds good.

What's your name? I'm Zagreus.

[laminae]

fern, i'm fern
like the plant fern but i'm not a literal one i'm made out of grass
i could grow ferns if i wanted, though
not like another me
but the plant

[aspectsofblood]

Oh, that's very interesting! I bet my mother would love to meet you, if she were here. It's her garden that I'm trying to take care of.

[laminae]

yeah? does that mean she's a real plant fan?

[aspectsofblood]

She definitely is.

[what an understatement.]