[video, un: cri985]

[psychonductor]

WHO: Crito & the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: 2nd Jan
WHAT: Crito seizes a business opportunity.
WARNINGS: Potentially strenuous image-heavy graphic design



[Users of Libra will find a new video popping up on the network, which, upon watching, seems to be more along the lines of a powerpoint presentation. With transitions. Of course it has the transitions. A high, chirpy voice narrates the on-screen text as it spins and slides around:]

have you ever.....LOOKED at a train?

and THOUGHT...



with the magic of



you CAN have a TRAIN in your VERY HAND!!!!



COME TO FINAL DESTINATION TO BUY YOURS !!!!NOW!!!!



[The image spins out in a closing transition, and the video ends.]

Comments

Text | un: Pantsonpyre

[localweirdo]

[Finally, a worthy challenger!]

Now, tell me, where can I buy one of these special and magical trains?

[psychonductor]

COME TO
FINAL DESTINATION

[And the address is written with much the same decoration, good luck if you can read it through the eye sears.]

*terms and conditions apply
*magical and special nature of trains not guaranteed

[localweirdo]

How bright and colorful! I'll definitely remember where it is from!

Although, I would disappointed if a certain song doesn't play when I go.

[And here, have some music.]

[psychonductor]

in the interest of absolute customer satisfaction, I’ll even make it a personal rendition. how’s that?

[localweirdo]

Complete with trumpets and horns? Are you saying you can play the entire song all on your own?

[psychonductor]

do you doubt my power

[localweirdo]

Yes.

[And that is all you're getting.]

[psychonductor]

touché. I’m just a stranger on the internet after all.

[Never mind, they think, the precedent set by their word art skills.]

guess you’ll just have to come in and see for yourself, huh? and come out with a train or two.

[localweirdo]

Any preference for what color I should get? Personally, I believe black or brown would be good.

We do love a train that screams out spooky.

[psychonductor]

i'd reccomend black with white accents. who doesn't love a skeletrain?

[localweirdo]

Complete with sparkles too?

We definitely can't forget that!

[psychonductor]

naturally! do you want those sparkles on the train or to come out of the train?

[localweirdo]

Why not both?

Do you think you can handle such an impossible task?

[psychonductor]

lesser men might fail, but my whole career has led up to this

consider it handled.

[localweirdo]

Are you certain? It is a big task and I'm not sure just anyone could handle it.

[psychonductor]

does my ad say ‘just anyone’ to you?

[localweirdo]

Perhaps, perhaps not. I was just wondering.

[psychonductor]

i assure you, you haven’t got a thing to be a worried about!

[localweirdo]

Then very well! When are you free?

Because I would definitely like to see it for myself.

[psychonductor]

you know the best thing about being your own boss? i can be free whenever i want to be free. name a date and time, and i’ll be ready.

[localweirdo]

How about tomorrow at 2pm, your store?

Sound good to you? Prepare yourself, I'm not that easy to impress.

[No, not really but she might as well build the suspense up!]

[psychonductor]

sounds good! you might want to prepare yourself to be blown away

[localweirdo]

How prepared should I be? Should I wear an extra pair of socks just in case I do get blown away?!

[psychonductor]

hmmm...maybe an extra four, to be on the safe side

[localweirdo]

Or twenty??