[video, un: cri985]

[psychonductor]

WHO: Crito & the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: 2nd Jan
WHAT: Crito seizes a business opportunity.
WARNINGS: Potentially strenuous image-heavy graphic design



[Users of Libra will find a new video popping up on the network, which, upon watching, seems to be more along the lines of a powerpoint presentation. With transitions. Of course it has the transitions. A high, chirpy voice narrates the on-screen text as it spins and slides around:]

have you ever.....LOOKED at a train?

and THOUGHT...



with the magic of



you CAN have a TRAIN in your VERY HAND!!!!



COME TO FINAL DESTINATION TO BUY YOURS !!!!NOW!!!!



[The image spins out in a closing transition, and the video ends.]

Comments

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[...What the fuck.]

I have so many questions that I honestly don't know where to start.

text; flathia

[escardos]

you have a model train shop?

Text | un: Pantsonpyre

[localweirdo]

[Finally, a worthy challenger!]

Now, tell me, where can I buy one of these special and magical trains?

voice; un: shadeshift

[sunforging]

...I fought a train once. That counts, aye?

text; un: fern

[laminae]

[Well, this ad definitely worked on Fern. He's totally pumped.]

i wanna tame a trainbeast!! that sounds so rad!!!