text; un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Since I'm clearly going to be stuck here for a while, I'll be teaching university-level chemistry for a while. I think I can handle the subject itself, or rather that's the least of my concerns about the position.

The thing is, I've never taught ordinary students that haven't had wildly abnormal lives by virtue of being mages. And I've definitely never set foot in a university that isn't a massive web of political struggles and assassination attempts.

Don't suppose anyone has advice on how to approach or handle any of this?

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un: trienemybest; text

[droptheious]

I mean honestly, I'm still getting used to high school, I'd love to try university-level chemistry. There's only so much I can play with litmus paper before I lose my mind.

[Varian that wasn't an offer.]

Anyway, I'm not so sure on the teaching side of things. Maybe play it by ear? They could still be a web of assassination attempts!

[fionnuisce]

Give me a call sometime and we'll see if I can't arrange something extracurricular.

[it is now.]

You're probably right. maybe I'm overthinking it; even if I wasn't, anything could happen around here.

[droptheious]

OH MY GOSH, REALLY? Thank you! That would be amazing!!!

[Waver is going to deeply regret this life choice.]

Exactly! There are lots of us from different worlds, or you have people who were born in this world who have memories of other lives from other worlds. Honestly, you'll probably be okay however you play it.

[fionnuisce]

Ill-advised or not, setting off something like that whole mess would have taken work and talent. I think you could be better served putting that skill to a little more carefully applied uses, and that's my exact specialty.

[no one in the multiverse will ever test his patience like flat escardos]

[he has been forged in the fire of annoying and mildly hazardous students]

If all else fails, I can probably just cover any mistakes or unwarranted paranoia with 'sorry, I'm British.' People would probably buy that.

[droptheious]

Thank you. That was definitely a case of not doing the right research. The one back home didn't go that badly. Well, except for the sabotage.

Anyway! Yes, I'd be happy to learn more.

[Just gonna breeze past the sabotage.]

You know, that's worth a shot. It might actually work, they might think it's quirky or...something.

[fionnuisce]

Then sure, I think we can arrange something.

[hey, it happens.]

Either way, passing one form of culture shock off as another is just stupid enough to work.

Text; un: Koromaru

[whatsamada]

Teach as normally as you can? Although, I doubt anyone would mind given how they ignore a lot of the supernatural things going on.

[fionnuisce]

I can do normal, probably. I think.

It's just adjusting to 'normal' that seems strange, ironically enough.

[whatsamada]

Take your time, I don't think anyone is going to criticize you for trying to be normal.

I think a good majority of us are trying to adjust being a "normal" citizen.

[fionnuisce]

It looks like all of us are some flavor of goddamn weird around here, so that makes sense enough to me.

[whatsamada]

[...Does he dare ask? A part of him knows he probably shouldn't but at the same time?]

Then what kind of flavor of weird are you?

[...He wants to.]

[fionnuisce]

[not even batting an eye:]

I'm a mage, but I'm starting to think that alone might not be strange enough around here.

Text; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

Well, I've been a teacher for years so I could probably give you advice. It's pretty easy, really. Just treat it like a normal job. You go in, teach your subject, grade some papers, then go home. No political struggles or assassination attempts, you just have to focus on teaching the class.

[fionnuisce]

What, that's really just it?

That sounds too easy.

[not_a_possum]

Yep, that's really it.

un: ecraig | text

[fiddlestick]

[UHHHHH]

To be clear, you weren't one of the ones involved in the assassination attempts right?

Because that's. Definitely illegal here.

[fionnuisce]

'Involved' can mean a lot of things.

If you're asking if I'm an assassin, mercenary, or anything in that area: No.

[fiddlestick]

Eheh, sorry. I just thought I'd check...

[Because YIKES]

Anyway, I'm a high school music teacher. And I can say that while a lot of your work won't fall into the abnormal category, you'll probably still get your fair share of weird to deal with as a teacher. I mean I have a lot of students from other worlds, and some of them aren't even human. So...expect a lot of that!

So much, actually. [He's so tired]

[fionnuisce]

Oh, it's a fair question. Two of my closest friends are mercenaries, and it's common enough for infighting to spring up among mages in more than the merely political sense.

[as you do.]

You raise a good point. I didn't entirely consider how the scale of normal-to-weird could fluctuate.

[fiddlestick]

Wow, really? Well I guess that's one way to make a living... but if everyone's mages, why didn't they shoot their own fireballs?

[If you're gonna kill someone do it yourself!!!! ]

Mm, it certainly does. And for a lot of these kids, us teachers are their only adult figure around. For instance, the kids who made that portal are some of my students, so I've been sorting whole thing out.

un: No

[scotch_egg]

Don't worry about it. Just lecture. If they don't want to pay attention it's their future and finances in the toilet. Not your concern.

Did you see the dinosaurs?

[fionnuisce]

Not quite what I meant, but sure.

I did. Came here at just about the same time they did, actually. One minute I'm in my office, next thing I know I'm halfway across the planet and a world away.

[scotch_egg]

What did you mean then?

[be clear.]

You mean you went into their world? You crossed into the portal? How? What did you do?

[fionnuisce]

First of all, what I mean is I teach alchemy, not chemistry. While the subjects are very closely related, it's going to be tricky for me to remember I'm not teaching magecraft.

Secondly, no. What happened was that I came to this city just as suddenly as those dinosaurs, and through a similar portal. How, I don't know. Now I'm stuck here, as you can tell from the fact that I'm presently having this conversation.

[scotch_egg]

That sounds like absolute horseshit. It isn't, probably, but it sounds like it is. Christ. So you're from another world, you say? With Alchemists? Can you make a philosopher's stone?

[was that even real? Who the hell knew anymore]

In that case just get a graduate student who desperately needs an advisor and is able to teach the class while you do research in philosophical chemistry. Easy if you speak to the dean.

Did the portals look any different? Did you try to go into a dinosaur portal? Can you do anything... that you couldn't do before? Any strange appendages?