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kaisou2022-08-21 06:16 pm
drewthetower) wrote in kaisou2022-08-21 06:16 pm
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WHO: August
WHERE: Network
WHEN: August the 21st
WHAT: Prophecy Power Hour
WARNINGS: August swears? How many times can I say "August" in this header
[Gooooood evening Kaisou! We come to you live from August's sewing room, where he has his tarot cards laid out and a pile of old patterns he was going through shoved off to the side.]
So, great news and I mean that literally: all signs point to nothing terrible happening next month.
[A beat.]
Right, we got some new folks so if that's you or you're just. Somehow constantly under a rock and have missed this--hi. August Villareal, your cranky local witch, tailor, and tarot reader. Once a month me and two other seer-types start getting weird visions and readings and so far they've all been stupid accurate when it comes to an early warning system for like. How the month is gonna go. Don't ask about the one we got for this month.
[Just. Just don't.
He holds up a card: upright Hierophant.]
Anyway: on my end, this guy usually indicates, like, spiritual or traditional guidance? Wisdom, sometimes, that sorta thing. The other two got "really tall bookshelves and a lot of them" and "feeling like you're forgetting something". If this means we get some goddamn advice for all of this bullshit, I'll take it. And maybe, y'know, keep a lot of notes and shit so no one loses their keys.
WHERE: Network
WHEN: August the 21st
WHAT: Prophecy Power Hour
WARNINGS: August swears? How many times can I say "August" in this header
[Gooooood evening Kaisou! We come to you live from August's sewing room, where he has his tarot cards laid out and a pile of old patterns he was going through shoved off to the side.]
So, great news and I mean that literally: all signs point to nothing terrible happening next month.
[A beat.]
Right, we got some new folks so if that's you or you're just. Somehow constantly under a rock and have missed this--hi. August Villareal, your cranky local witch, tailor, and tarot reader. Once a month me and two other seer-types start getting weird visions and readings and so far they've all been stupid accurate when it comes to an early warning system for like. How the month is gonna go. Don't ask about the one we got for this month.
[Just. Just don't.
He holds up a card: upright Hierophant.]
Anyway: on my end, this guy usually indicates, like, spiritual or traditional guidance? Wisdom, sometimes, that sorta thing. The other two got "really tall bookshelves and a lot of them" and "feeling like you're forgetting something". If this means we get some goddamn advice for all of this bullshit, I'll take it. And maybe, y'know, keep a lot of notes and shit so no one loses their keys.
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But I also have community service to do too now. So that'll be a timesink.
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Though that's probably cleaning up after the frat parties isn't it.
[So. much. vomit.]
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If I have to clean up vomit, you're going to hear about it.