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[drewthetower]

WHO: August
WHERE: Network
WHEN: August the 21st
WHAT: Prophecy Power Hour
WARNINGS: August swears? How many times can I say "August" in this header

[Gooooood evening Kaisou! We come to you live from August's sewing room, where he has his tarot cards laid out and a pile of old patterns he was going through shoved off to the side.]

So, great news and I mean that literally: all signs point to nothing terrible happening next month.

[A beat.]

Right, we got some new folks so if that's you or you're just. Somehow constantly under a rock and have missed this--hi. August Villareal, your cranky local witch, tailor, and tarot reader. Once a month me and two other seer-types start getting weird visions and readings and so far they've all been stupid accurate when it comes to an early warning system for like. How the month is gonna go. Don't ask about the one we got for this month.

[Just. Just don't.

He holds up a card: upright Hierophant.]

Anyway: on my end, this guy usually indicates, like, spiritual or traditional guidance? Wisdom, sometimes, that sorta thing. The other two got "really tall bookshelves and a lot of them" and "feeling like you're forgetting something". If this means we get some goddamn advice for all of this bullshit, I'll take it. And maybe, y'know, keep a lot of notes and shit so no one loses their keys.

Comments

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

So that kind of thing really does just happen monthly. Great.

It's nice to have advance warning of some fashion, at least.

[drewthetower]

yeah usually it's not uh

man-made

it just sorta happens

[fionnuisce]

Oh, good, that's MUCH worse.

Thanks for the heads up. Fortune telling's not common where I'm from, so we're lucky on that front here.

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[A lot of bookshelves and feels like you're forgetting something....]


Fuck I forgot school starts next month.

un: Astral

[bxbxbxbx]

You just HAD to say it, didn't you.

[whiteshroud]

It's not like not saying it would make it go away!

[drewthetower]

lemme know if you need me to brave the campus bookstore for you too

[whiteshroud]

Thanks, I might need it. I nearly got trampled last year.

[HE'S TOO SMALL TO BRAVE THE CROWDS]

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Tell me about it, I'm about to find out how well my skillset translates to teaching university chemistry.

[why are you like this.]

text; UN: zapbamboom

[incendiarize]

doublecheck fau ets n toves n stuff to

no accidentally burning housens down

thas bad

[drewthetower]

oh yeah. we really don't need that shit after the dinos

[crystallinememories]

If I hadn't just done my masters defense before all this, I would assume that was what these were about.

[he's... joking. it's hard what with the DINOSAURS and all.]

[drewthetower]

oh fuckin rip that woulda sucked

Video; UN: Wishforsunshine

[onebadapple]

Oh, that's wonderful! I'll miss the dinosaurs, though. Getting to see one in real life was incredible! And they were so sweet to talk to! Still, it is best that they're where they belong.

It's so incredible that you can see into the future, and even more kind of all of you to tell us and warn us of any dangers, thank you so much, August. Oh, and the other seers as well.

[drewthetower]

Yeah, of course. Even if it's not specific, it's still something.

[Wait.]

You could talk to them?!

video, un: WitchDagger

[begaydocrimes]

Oh oh lemme guess this one! Um... we're all gonna be... stuck in a library!!

[drewthetower]

I would take that over the fucking dinos again, at least.

Video; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

Oh, that'll be great! I've been trying to do a lot of research on everything going on here, so maybe this month will actually be helpful for a change!

[drewthetower]

Please, for the love of whatever gods exist. We need a break.

text: un: BRUNO

[wedonttalkabout]

You should have witch, tailor and tarot reader printed on a business card.

[drewthetower]

August Villareal.

PICTURE OF A BIRD

Witch, Tailor, Tarot Reader

voice, un: eve

[playtag]

What is tarot?

[What are you reading, sir? How does it relate to the card?]

[drewthetower]

Tarot cards?

video;

[thavnairian]

What's the tarot card for 'smut novels'? I want to know if I should pack something to read.

video;

[drewthetower]

[Deep, DEEP dramatic sigh.]

Why are you like this? The Devil and the Ace of Wands.

["Why are you like this" followed by ANSWERING THE QUESTION. AND WITH THE ACE OF WANDS aka "wow that's kind of phallic".]