voice | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

WHO: August and you
WHERE: the app
WHEN: July 21st
WHAT: NOTHING GOOD aka Prophecy Power Hour
WARNINGS: Swearing. As always.

[August sounds very tired as he starts this recording, and unlike other prophecy posts this one is pure voice.]

So I'm just gonna get right to it: there's a bad moon on the rise. [August please.] Deep jungles, massive fucking footprints, weird ass animal noises, and on my end the fucking upright Tower. That lovely little bastard is all about forced change and upheaval and I hate this card so fucking much. It's not inherently bad, but it's not bad in the same way getting your appendix out isn't bad. Probably worth it in the long run, but boy is it gonna suck.

[He sighs.]

Anyway this is your regular reminder to use the buddy system, befriend your resident healers, stock up on a few dozen protection charms, and pick up a few back up battery or charging packs for your cellphones. And bug spray. We're probably gonna need so much bug spray.

Comments

Video, un: WitchDagger

[begaydocrimes]

Dude.

It’s gotta be dinosaurs.

video

[drewthetower]

[A Look.]

Why does it have to be dinosaurs?

[begaydocrimes]

Massive footprints? Deep jungles? Why wouldn’t it be dinosaurs?

[drewthetower]

This is your first time with the gates, isn't it?

Video; un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[Jun, in a very chill and not at all concerned tone]

Oh neat. I call dibs on August for my healing buddy!

[drewthetower]

[He is unsure if you're genuinely unconcerned or just faking it but either way:]

Obviously. We're still taking a first aid kit just in case, though.

[whiteshroud]

Yes, of course. We'll make sure to pack one.

I wonder what it'll be this time.

Voice; un: antonio

[speaksanimal]

Animal noises? That's okay! It just means I can go talk to them, right?

[...Not quite.]

[drewthetower]

[Oh god oh no.]

Probably not? If they're as big as we think they might be, they'd probably rather. Uh. Do nothing good.

[He is not gonna say "eat you in one bite" to a kid.]

[speaksanimal]

Oh.

[Hear that? That is the sound of disappointment.]

So I guess it is those of those "bad" animals, huh? Well, hopefully you guys can figure out a way to make sure it doesn't hurt a lot of people?

voice; un: noxxed

[sassery]

That our call to be ready and everything? I mean, not just in general- but, y'know. The part demon gang or whatever.

[DO THEY HAVE TO BASICALLY GO FERAL TO PROTECT PEOPLE? Nox, please.]

[drewthetower]

Honestly...yeah be ready. I dunno what shit we're gonna run into, but boy is it gonna be some shit.

[sassery]

Considering the shit that happened with La Llorona and everything else with that? Yeah, I'll be ready.

Question becomes now if it's gonna immediately be apparent or if we're gonna slowly find out.

voice; un: zapbamboom

[incendiarize]

Y'think it'll help if I try to make the noise?

[drewthetower]

....it can't hurt?

[incendiarize]

Okay, listen up people, this is it! Or as close as I can get!

Hhhhhhhyeh... Ffrrrr. Uoogh, uoogh, uoogh, uoogh! VuREEAOOUWR nyenyenyenye....

....man humans are super not equipped for that. [Well, he, uh, tried?]

Voice; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

Oh, crumbs.

I feel like I've already had enough change to last a lifetime, and I don't like the sound of the rest of that, either.

I don't know if I know anyone with healing powers, either.

[drewthetower]

Good news, knowing me means you do. It's most of what I can do, honestly.

[not_a_possum]

Great! I'll come to you for all my healing needs!

un: coffeelvr4ever

[robopriest]

Why do they even have that card in the tarot? Might as well toss it out.

[drewthetower]

Because, unfortunately, bullshit happens and we need to know about it. Agreed, though.

[robopriest]

This is true. Really seems we just have that all the time, though...I want a Disneyworld card or something. That would be nice.

video; un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

Oooh, a jungle! Maybe we'll be lucky and my beach-slash-treasure hunting vacation will be followed by a trip to my homeland.

The wildlife is sometimes bigger than a house, but the food's good.

[drewthetower]

[August just stares for a moment.]

Bigger than a house?

[thavnairian]

Maybe not bigger than my house, but most houses, definitely. This huge furry bastard Sugriva used to lead a massive pack of wolves, if the stories are true. Though he hardly looks like a wolf... He did the hunting, and they did the eating.