voice | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

WHO: August and you
WHERE: the app
WHEN: July 21st
WHAT: NOTHING GOOD aka Prophecy Power Hour
WARNINGS: Swearing. As always.

[August sounds very tired as he starts this recording, and unlike other prophecy posts this one is pure voice.]

So I'm just gonna get right to it: there's a bad moon on the rise. [August please.] Deep jungles, massive fucking footprints, weird ass animal noises, and on my end the fucking upright Tower. That lovely little bastard is all about forced change and upheaval and I hate this card so fucking much. It's not inherently bad, but it's not bad in the same way getting your appendix out isn't bad. Probably worth it in the long run, but boy is it gonna suck.

[He sighs.]

Anyway this is your regular reminder to use the buddy system, befriend your resident healers, stock up on a few dozen protection charms, and pick up a few back up battery or charging packs for your cellphones. And bug spray. We're probably gonna need so much bug spray.

Comments

Video, un: WitchDagger

[begaydocrimes]

Dude.

It’s gotta be dinosaurs.

video

[drewthetower]

[A Look.]

Why does it have to be dinosaurs?

Video; un: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[Jun, in a very chill and not at all concerned tone]

Oh neat. I call dibs on August for my healing buddy!

[begaydocrimes]

Massive footprints? Deep jungles? Why wouldn’t it be dinosaurs?

[drewthetower]

[He is unsure if you're genuinely unconcerned or just faking it but either way:]

Obviously. We're still taking a first aid kit just in case, though.

[drewthetower]

This is your first time with the gates, isn't it?

[begaydocrimes]

Well there was that last one with the beach and the hot ladies that tried to kill me? Wasn’t that a gate?

[drewthetower]

Okay, second time. With this shit, the obvious is never actually fucking obvious.

[A beat.]

Dinosaurs would be kinda cool, though.

[begaydocrimes]

That’s too bad meeting a dinosaur would be effing rad.

Hey you’d be able to meet one of your cousins!

[She’s still convinced he’s a psychic Dino guy.]

[drewthetower]

[Oh. Right.]

Demon. Not dino. Demon. We'd have to go to hell for that.

[whiteshroud]

Yes, of course. We'll make sure to pack one.

I wonder what it'll be this time.

[drewthetower]

Nothing good, whatever it is. On the plus side, nothing indicating death this time?

[whiteshroud]

That's an upside!

[drewthetower]

I am taking the good where I can get it at this point. But man, this sucks.

[whiteshroud]

I guess it was too much to expect that things would remain peaceful forever...

Don't worry. I promise I'll make sure you stay in one piece for your boyfriend.

[drewthetower]

[It's video, which means Jun gets to see August blush a little as he rubs the back of his neck. It's still new okay.]

I can't even say "I can handle myself" because. Like. You're a fuckin' tank with a huge-ass sword.

Voice; un: antonio

[speaksanimal]

Animal noises? That's okay! It just means I can go talk to them, right?

[...Not quite.]

[drewthetower]

[Oh god oh no.]

Probably not? If they're as big as we think they might be, they'd probably rather. Uh. Do nothing good.

[He is not gonna say "eat you in one bite" to a kid.]

voice; un: noxxed

[sassery]

That our call to be ready and everything? I mean, not just in general- but, y'know. The part demon gang or whatever.

[DO THEY HAVE TO BASICALLY GO FERAL TO PROTECT PEOPLE? Nox, please.]

[whiteshroud]

[That's cute August]

Yes. I do think it's a fair assessment that I could hold myself in a fight better than you.

[drewthetower]

[Look.]

You know, you're supposed to assure me I'm not that bad at this.

[He is 100% joking. He knows he's shit at this okay?]

[drewthetower]

Honestly...yeah be ready. I dunno what shit we're gonna run into, but boy is it gonna be some shit.

[speaksanimal]

Oh.

[Hear that? That is the sound of disappointment.]

So I guess it is those of those "bad" animals, huh? Well, hopefully you guys can figure out a way to make sure it doesn't hurt a lot of people?

[drewthetower]

[Okay that could be a weapon all on its own holy shit.]

Hopefully it never even gets close enough to cause problems. We just need to be careful, just in case.

[whiteshroud]

You're not bad at this, August. You're actually quite good at understanding your own capabilities and acting accordingly, as well as making sure the rest of us don't become overly reckless.

I probably would've landed myself in a lot more trouble if not for you.

[Sorry August have a heaping dose of sincerity]