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[wilder]

WHO: Zelos Wilder
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 5/26
WHAT: Question Time
WARNINGS: None but it's Zelos so there probably will be

[Sup everyone, it's one of your local "aren't you dead" folks, posting to say nothing about his death]

Okay! Hypothetical question:

If you had a case of incurable insomnia, what's a good way to pass the time? Nothing with food or drink preferred.

Comments

[robopriest]

i'm no addict, merely a connoisseur! 😎

oh, i think you're talking about gacha games? they're not my thing, but several do have pretty ladies as characters that you can "roll" for

[wilder]

Haha, of course of course! Just a connoisseur, nothing more~!

Gacha huh? Well I'll have a look at those! There a reason they aren't your thing?

[robopriest]

i AM a priest. gambling and looking at pretty people are technically a no-no, right?

[wilder]

[Oh a priest he should talk more respec--

HAHA. No.]

Please, like things being a no-no has ever stopped the clergy before.

[robopriest]

do you think i'm a rulebreaker? :o

[wilder]

I mean I think your entire life is a sham, and a fellow nun of yours did try to kill me recently despite that being a no-no.

But you specifically a rulebreaker? Eh, I have no idea this is the first time we've talked.

[robopriest]

oooh. a sham?

and what were you doing exactly when she was trying to kill you?

[wilder]

Yep.

I was trying to go into that gate. You know, to stop La Llorona from murdering people? She took issue.

[A Black Order member, in other words]

[robopriest]

:/

this lady wasn't spouting some weird stuff about protecting the spirit realm, right?

[wilder]

She was, actually.

Know her?

[robopriest]

i know of her kind.

i'm a nice guy, but i'll go out of my way to trip them up. they give proper people of the clergy a bad name 😑

[wilder]

Oh, is that so?

Well I guess the church back was full of internal strife and it's fair share of asses, no reason this world would be any different.

[robopriest]

yep. even in our lovely house of God, you have a lot of people with very different ideas of what to do about their service to Him

either way, if anyone like that gives you trouble, just shoot me a text, i'll be there

[wilder]

Lovely.

Thanks for the offer, but I'm good. I'm pretty used to holy people trying to kill me at this point, so I can handle myself.

[robopriest]

used to?

i don't think that should be something to be used to :/

[wilder]

Yeah, no shit.

What can I say? My world's church's got problems.

[robopriest]

what kind of problems?

[wilder]

What kind of problems? Man, where to start? There's debauchery, murder, attempted regicide, severe racism, human experimentation, exploitation, hypocrisy-

Oh and that's not even getting started that it's all built on a pile of lies cooked up by an unhinged genocidal maniac.

Like I said, ✨problems✨!

[robopriest]

are you sure this is like. a church and not some kind of extremely powerful cult

[wilder]

Pretty sure all churches could count as cults depending on semantics and your definition of the word.

But no, it was the dominant religion of the world.

[robopriest]

yikes

wouldn't want to be take a vacation to where you come from

at least here the biggest thing you have to worry about is that black order business

[wilder]

0/10, wouldn't recommend.

[He snorts, not that the text message picks it up. Sure Jan, but even he knows it's unfair to go off about all the issues he's seen from THIS world's church. This guy doesn't seem like a bad person.

For a priest anyway.]

That's true. And I like the fact there's a large ocean between me and the nearest Pope. I have a bad track record with those guys.

[robopriest]

i'm very glad the pope is very far away from you because as a priest i have to frown against possible pope murder, you understand

[wilder]

Hey! To be clear, I haven't tried to murder any popes. They try to murder me.

[robopriest]

i'm pretty sure this one is not going to murder you so you can rest easy