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[wilder]

WHO: Zelos Wilder
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 5/26
WHAT: Question Time
WARNINGS: None but it's Zelos so there probably will be

[Sup everyone, it's one of your local "aren't you dead" folks, posting to say nothing about his death]

Okay! Hypothetical question:

If you had a case of incurable insomnia, what's a good way to pass the time? Nothing with food or drink preferred.

Comments

[robopriest]

i'm very glad the pope is very far away from you because as a priest i have to frown against possible pope murder, you understand

[wilder]

Hey! To be clear, I haven't tried to murder any popes. They try to murder me.

[robopriest]

i'm pretty sure this one is not going to murder you so you can rest easy

[wilder]

Pretty sure.

Yeah, I'm just gonna keep my distance. To be safe.

[robopriest]

yeah you're right he's well-trained in sniper assassination its only a matter of time

[wilder]

Please. You joke, but Popes never do their own dirty work.

They got plenty of people do it for them.

[robopriest]

so you think he has his own team of assassins or something?

[wilder]

One of his nuns tried to kill me. So yes.

[robopriest]

you sure you just didn't piss off this particular nun?

[wilder]

Seriously?

See, shit like this is why church attendance is on the decline.