drewthetower: (Why Are You Like This)
August Villareal ([personal profile] drewthetower) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-05-15 07:17 pm
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video | un: blackbirdtarot

WHO: August and the network
WHERE: The Network
WHEN: May 16th (so Monday)
WHAT: Many Announcements
WARNINGS: August Swears (tm)

[Hi everyone have one exhausted half-demon on your screen. His cards are laid out in front of him and behind him is his suitcase, still mostly packed. He only just got back.]

So. Some bullshit happened. Let's see what bullshit is coming at us next month and just move right the fuck along from the bullshit that came at us this month. Spoilers: we got no fuckin' clue but it's fucking weird as fuck!

[He is so tired. But he pulls up something on his phone.]

Right, this time we have a soundtrack because surprise there might be more seers! A bad recorder version of "My Heart Will Go On" but no clue if it's the "bad recorder" or "song" part that's relevant here...sheep, we saw a sheep...a fur--anthropomorphic animal suit or just an anthro character either/or, and possibly a hand with an eye? That one we're not sure about, but that's what the actual seers saw.

[He holds up the Fool card, upright.]

Meanwhile, I got this. For those of who you never touched that one series with the tarot themeing, this guy is the Fool. It is the start of the hero's journey! It means lots of things like beginnings and spontaneity and all that jazz! It tells me fuck all about the bullshit, however, but it is absolutely gonna be relevant so like. I'unno. Beware babies?

[Moving on. August will end this feed and start a new one]



PRIVATE TO ALL KNOWN ADULTS (18+ sorry you responsible 16/17 year olds)

[August takes a deep, deep breath.]

Apparently some of the younger kids got involved in that fucking soccer game and...no. Just no. Obviously Zodiac doesn't give a rat's ass about these kids so if everyone's cool with this, I wanna get a list of the younger ones or at least get all the other adults on this fuckin' app working together to try and keep them from getting hurt. I know we can't stop them from doing reckless shit like. In general, they're fucking kids kids do that, but if we at least know who to watch out for maybe what happened this month doesn't happen again.

[A sigh.]

The freshman--fourteen and fifteen year olds--and younger are the biggest concern right now, I think. The older ones are still kids but some of them are responsible enough to help even if I wouldn't put them in charge. That's just my opinion, and if anyone has any better ideas than a fucking list please share. It's just all I got right now.
wildscreen: (my heart hurts)

it is, I just goofed

[personal profile] wildscreen 2022-05-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I’ll do my best. It hurts my heart to know that there are kids going through this on their own. If anyone needs a surrogate older sister, I’m there for it. I’m usually around the university or in Midtown.

- right. I’m Nana.
wildscreen: (nom nom)

[personal profile] wildscreen 2022-05-16 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I've definitely seen you around campus. Next time I run into you, I'll have some kind of baked treat for you and your bird. What kinds of things should I avoid?

...just to be clear, you are not putting me out by me offering. If you look up the words "stress baker" in the dictionary, you'll probably see my picture.