[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[thavnairian]

that's the best news i've heard since a friend told me they served curry here

wow, someone you know met a unicorn? those are super rare!!! last i heard they were all gone, but i wouldn't be surprised if they were all in hiding

[wilder]

You really like curry huh.

Yeah, they did. They even had a horn to prove it. They said that the unicorn gave it to them willingly to help heal someone, but....

[Well on one hand, the group seemed mostly good people who wouldn't lie. On the other hand, it was the group that killed him so]

Well, not like I can do anything to verify that claim, so let's just take it at their word!

[thavnairian]

the food in eorzea is so bland, zelos. these people have half the world to themselves and they never heard of a goddamn chili pepper. so yes i was very excited to see that foods can travel worlds too! i have been suffering for so long................

sometimes the truth is stranger, and all of that. so it seems plausible enough to me. do you think Horse would know any unicorns? i should ask

[wilder]

A whole half-world and no spice? Man that DOES sound boring. What do they eat all day? Just plain white rice?

I dunno, maybe. She's a talking horse, so she probably knows some magical creatures.

[thavnairian]

boiled potatoes... rosemary... maybe salt. that's good once in a while but it's not bursting with flavor like the food i grew up with

i think i will, then. hopefully she doesn't think it's too rude of an assumption

[wilder]

Ugh! Talk about blaaaaaand! No wonder you didn't like it.

Eh, I'm sure it will be fine! [Says the guy who thought it was a good idea to explain furries to the horse]