[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[cardinalrule]

[Rrrg....]

It's the Golden Guard.

Isn't it obvious? It reeks of desperation.

[wilder]

Razorblade. 💖

[cardinalrule]

Great, I'm going to go ahead and put you on the 'to lock up in the dingiest cell in the Conformatorium the next chance I get' get.

[wilder]

What? For calling you Razorblade?

Man, someone's insecure....

[cardinalrule]

More like showing blatant disrespect to the head of the Emperor's Coven. That's a one way ticket to the Emperor's bad side.

[wilder]

Yeaaah, you realize that has no meaning here right? Your Emperor's not here, this isn't his country so none of his laws apply, and your status holds no power.

In other words: you're a regular nobody like the rest of us.

[cardinalrule]

It doesn't matter if he isn't here physically. I'm not about to stop being loyal to the most powerful, most skilled witch in the entire demon realm who ended the Savage Ages and speaks to the Titan just because he isn't here.

[It matters, but not for the reasons one would expect. He knows that with every second that ticks by he's disappointing Belos more and more by not being in the Boiling Isles, and that terrifies him. But he has appearances to keep up, even in front of a bunch of dumb humans who doesn't get it.]

So you go ahead and keep on being wrong. I'm not about to stop you.

[wilder]

Hey, no one's saying you can't keep being loyal and ass kissing your emperor guy or whatever.

I'm just saying. Your threats and titles don't hold any power over other people here. So don't expect throwing that around to get you anywhere.

[cardinalrule]

[Oh Titan he wishes he had his artificial staff and the ability to hunt down whoever this guy is. Or something. He doesn't know, he just knows he's angry and frustrated and scared and having the worst day ever, and leaning into the bluster is the only thing he can think of to do.]

Then this place is even worse than I thought. That's just sad.

[Then he shuts his phone off, to go have a meltdown in private over everything.]

[wilder]

[He sees that the guy goes offline, so just-

✔ Read

That guy sure is in for a rocky adjustment period, Zelos thinks to himself. Oh well, not his problem. Hopefully.]