[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

UN: sugarcoating

[inutilis]

Completely unshocking that I've been lumped here for "weird energy" with the likes of *you.* You're probably contagious. Thanks for nothing.

[drewthetower]

you tried to trade me beanie babies for a tarot reading

and you have a WALL OF CROSSES

[inutilis]

Oh, right, I forgot you're here too, August~!

Both of you are contagious!

[drewthetower]

and Jun? he's here too

1/2

[inutilis]

Infected, of course. By you. Clearly.

[inutilis]

--Oh! That reminds me!

Can you come by the apartment one of these days? I have something for you ✨😊

[drewthetower]

only if Jun is there and you tell me what it is first

[inutilis]

Excuse me I don't need a CHAPERONE

Wait are you saying YOU need a chaperone? Do you not trust me? August??

[drewthetower]

I don't trust my AUNTS when they use the sparkle emoji

1/2

[inutilis]

✨✨✨✨ You have absolutely nothing to be worried about~!! ✨✨✨✨

[inutilis]

Okay but seriously

Come over~! After class or something, I don't care when - just let me know so I can be there when you make it.

[drewthetower]

but why do you want me to come over? what do you have

[inutilis]

A present!!

It isn't a beanie baby. Before you ask.

[drewthetower]

but what is it

[inutilis]

I can tell you what it's not




a beanie baby

[drewthetower]

you are literally the worst.

I can come over later today

[nefilim]

You're certainly welcome, and I hope you have fun with that magical rabies. ✨

[inutilis]

Goodness! Generous, aren't you? How could I ever repay you for this gift?

[nefilim]

Your gratitude and being able to witness you freaking out at weird shit is more than enough for me! 😘

[inutilis]

That is a very unflattering way to describe yourself, but you were the one to say it, not me, okay...?

[nefilim]

Huuuuuuh, are you saying I freak you out? 😞😞😞😞



Good. 🥰

[inutilis]

Oh, of COURSE you'd take enjoyment in something like that. Of course you would. This is precisely why you're weird and contagious and

weird

[ sh... SHUT UP OKAY ]

[nefilim]

Yes, we did establish that. 😘

Besides, you make it so easy! You're like, the perfect target.

[inutilis]

EXCUSE you?! What do you mean by that, pray tell??? You're delusional. Delusional. I am NOT an easy target. Rude. Impertinent.

[ he is absolutely, ]

[nefilim]

That you're funny, and you're funny to mess with.

And no, you 100% are. 🥰 Just accept this fate, it'll be easier that way.