[NETWORK POST] Update!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac]

Hello everyone! Happy Lunar New Year and we at Zodiac hope you've been well!

We've seen your engagement on the app this past month and we're impressed! Thanks to everyone who got involved in sorting out the situation in the Helheim gate. You all did some incredible work and we look forward to working with you in the future!

Now we understand you have a lot of questions. While there's many things we can't disclose at this time, we can clarify one thing. Everyone on this app has been flagged for abnormal spirit energy readings. We're still looking into what it means and the potential effects of it. All we really know right now is they're similar to the energy readings coming from our otherworldly guests.

We'll try to keep you updated as we learn more! In the meantime, let's end on anothe question to lighten the mood!


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like last time, there'll be no responses from Zodiac]

Comments

[thavnairian]

maybe they say that now but it sounds like hero worship gone too far to me

i've long since figured out that people don't like when you try to argue with their religion though

[drewthetower]

some people are okay with it but there is a reason I told you not to google it

[thavnairian]

what? are they going to find out i'm a heretic and fight me in the mall parking lot?

[drewthetower]

I mean

some might. we had witch hunts a few centuries ago and there's a whole Deal with a monk not liking how things were going in the church and breaking off to make a NEW church and then that splitting into a bajillion different churches

no blackjack and hookers in any of em either

[thavnairian]

the last time i got hunted for being a heretic and almost thrown into the void a literal knight in shining armor came riding in to save me so i'm actually pretty ok with this

if every religion had those two things i feel like the world would be a lot less uptight

[drewthetower]

seriously but oh my gods. were they a hot knight?

[thavnairian]

the most handsome man i'd ever met. kind, generous, a total sweetheart, and would kill ten men to save someone he loved. he has no equal in my world or any other, and i daresay he never will

[drewthetower]

[Okay this is sappy as fuck and August loves it.]

he sounds amazing

[thavnairian]

every once in a while, someone comes along who turns your life upside down forever, and he was definitely one of those people. his sense of humor could make a saint blush too.

i don't think i'll ever be as good a soul as he thought i was but after everything he did for me i have to try

[Miss you, Haurchefant.]